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Jem Out Shopping...

Jemisa walks into a chemist shop & asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes madam, would you like to buy one?" Our Jemisa says, "No thankyou, but do you mind...

knowabit

Corrie St... Paul

What happened to the big house that he and Lesley lived in, before they all moved in Eileen's pokey little place?

Groupie

How To Run A Slideshow From A Memory Stick?

Hello I loaded 30 images on to a memory stick in sequence,but when i play them as a slideshow they are out of sequence. Why is this?

flipnflap

Women Rock

Any suggestions for great rock tracks featuring female lead singers? I Love Rock'n'Roll by Joan Jett, One Way Or Another by Blondie, and Art-I-Ficial by X Ray Spex are among my faves. I also like...

marval

Money Talks

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared,she confides this 'news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to...

cupid04

If You Could Do Anything Right Now....

What would you be doing? I'd love to be cooling off in an outdoor swimming pool. Are there many outdoor pools that exist in the UK now?...

Chipchopper

Highway Blues....

I'm a van driver for WH Smith and I'm on the M25 at the moment. Seems I'm always stationary!!!!...

Sharingan

Terrible Fight On The Beach

Absolutely disgusting behaviour I saw on the beach earlier. I was on the seafront and saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of loads of kids, suddenly the woman smacked the guy in...

nannybooby

Who Sang.....

I heard a country version of Hearts Alone (maybe a medley of a couple of their songs) recently but o one seems to know who sang it - any ideas please.

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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SIRandyraven

Bets Are On

£5 on 8 pounds to 8 pounds 15 (?) ounce in weight and name will be Victoria £5 on the nose. Anyone else got money on the event ?...

tonyav

Wasps.

If you wonder why you haven't seen many wasps this summer, heres the answer. http://news.uk.msn.com/trending-blog/where-are-the-wasps...

2sp_

Door Curtain

I'm looking for something to hang on the back door to keep the blooming blackbird out when I leave the door open in this lovely weather! I was thinking about those beaded curtain jobs, but I really...

10ClarionSt

Bbc Golf Coverage - Garbage.

All the usual cr4p from the BBC. Interviews, chat, pictures of the beach and the sea. Oh and there's some golf going on as well. There was half an hour of chat in the studio this morning before we got...

slinky.kate

Song Wth The Weather In The Title

Hot-hot-hot Me mind on fire-me soul on fire feeling Hot-hot-hot Party people-all around me feeling Hot-hot-hot What to do-on a night like this sweet music-I cant rest We need a party song-a...

starone

Warning To Men

Subject: SCAM This is serious. Please BEWARE! Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsburys for a bit of shopping has turned out to be...

excelsior-1

Anybody Speak Greek?

or from a greek family? i would like a translation of the phrase below please.....i know what it should say, i just want to know i have it correct.....thank you για τις οικιακές...

maire1

Union Jack

What happens to the Union Jack if Scotland goes independent?

cupid04

Norris.

Does Norris get on your nerves? He does mine. How much of Rita's shop does he own? He's now bad-mouthing Emily's relatives cos he is after her house in her will.

denis567

Supermarket Self Scan Tills

Does anyone else dislike these tills. Every time I try to use one something goes wrong, and I have to need assistance. Maybe its my age!!

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