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Discovering Answerbank

An elderly gentleman friend of mine through meeting in the Library where I worked and our liking for crosswords, on my recommendation has now joined answerbank mainly for quizzes crosswords etc...

banned-dot

Personally I blame raysparx

he started this on here and now he disapears and leaves us to wade thru the garbage, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lol

warpig3

The piglet has arrived

Evening all. Well the piglet is here safe and well. She arrived on Saturday morning at 7.41 am. To cut a long story short, the braxton hicks I was having on friday night were contractions, d'oh,...

amycope00

Conundrum

Why don't people eat Chicken and eggs together?

whiffey

F.A.O Potter Minor

Was it you I passed on the A23 this afternoon ? (Now, where are the real wits.......)

weeal

I've come home from work and the rain has been pouring through the top of my lounge window, IN SEVEN PLACES, its a fairly large picture window I have newspaper and tubs everywhere catching the water...

mistys

Can you sing??

Earlier today I was having a jolly good time singing along nice and loudly to Maroon 5, when in came my Nanna. She told me I have the voice of an angel........................................One that...

scruffbag

getting husband to speed up with his decorating?!

My husband is only painting the skirting in our bedroom renovation, but he works at a very slow pace, takes months to do this. I have offered to do it and even said, we will get the decorator to...

PatrickThink

I feel so patronized

I am a very anxious man of 20. I am finding it hard to cope with people around me (especially my mum who I row with constantly). I have ADD and Aspergers disorder and I know many people would feel the...

daffy654

Wrong numbers

I'm interested in what most people would do when they have accidentally dialled a wrong number. I personally would say to the person answering "I'm sorry I appear to have dialled the wrong number". I...

parrrp!

Oh no it just slipped out...

Who do you blame? The dog? Do you cough loudly at the moment of 'release'? Do you move furniture 'noisily'? Do you proudly announce 'yes it was me'? Do you offer an encore? parrrp!

bimbo123456

Good non-stick frying pan

Have tried the ridiculously cheap to the horrendously expensive. My recent one (v. expensive) was never properly non stick and has now started flaking. does anyone have a pan which has been going...

jonnoman

Been done before, i think, but...

how many different names for the penis is there?

mudflap

Try sleeping people

Why do so many of you sit up to all hours arguing with people you will never likely meet? Maybe if you tried going to bed it would help? You would all be less narky during the day Blood pressure drops...

perigra

it's sunday. thought for the day!

a shiny demon came to us and he was laid low by our resolve. the beast was done! he asked us "be you angels" and we said "nay. we are but men"

redheadisbac

mothman prophecies

does any one else find this terrifying??

raysparx1

A Poem, bit sad but hey thats life, goodnight all xx

Go away girl, go away and let me pack my dreams Now where did I put those yesteryears made up with broken seams Where shall I sweep the pieces my God they still look new There's a taxi waiting at the...

haysi06

Whats the best joke that you have heard recently?

The dafter the better! "I went to visit my friend who has just had a baby today, she asked me to wind hi but I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave it a dead leg" That cracks me up! Hxx

Ice.Maiden

What's pink, and wrinkled, and...

(now, now!!!) - hangs out your pants?