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Uncle Jack...

If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant would you then help your uncle Jack off an elephant?....
13:30 Fri 23rd Aug 20135 answers, last by maggiebee 21:28 Fri 23rd Aug 2013
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Who Is She? (Ee)

This young girl who broke into the Beals place who everyone seems to dislike who is she? They call her Sindy. I've watched Enders for years but I cannot recall who she is. Anyone? jem....
13:01 Fri 23rd Aug 20135 answers, last by fender62 16:28 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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Jem Out Shopping...

Jemisa walks into a chemist shop & asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes madam, would you like to buy one?" Our Jemisa says, "No thankyou, but do you mind...
14:08 Thu 22nd Aug 20136 answers, last by mrs.chappie 15:55 Sat 24th Aug 2013
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Income Tax...

Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income tax, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for...
13:48 Thu 22nd Aug 20131 answer, last by Baldric 23:58 Thu 22nd Aug 2013
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Little Girls...

An honest seven-year-old, admitted calmly to her parents, that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?" gasped her mother, "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three...
22:45 Wed 21st Aug 20135 answers, last by marval 15:45 Sat 24th Aug 2013
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In The Pub...

Four gay men walk into a pubr and then start arguing over who's penis is longer. Well the barman finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem. He told them...
22:27 Tue 20th Aug 20131 answer, last by pixie373 08:12 Wed 21st Aug 2013
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Neighbours Party...

A successful business man from London decided to quit his job and buy a 20 acre property in the countryside . One day while riding his horse, he came across another man on horseback. The man told him...
21:54 Tue 20th Aug 2013
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Georgie Porgie...

Those pics in the paper today of little Georgie Porgie aren't they beautiful? Mum & Dad look good too. jem....
14:46 Tue 20th Aug 201311 answers, last by beejaybee 09:28 Wed 21st Aug 2013
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Tesco's £300.000

Heard today that Tesco were fined £300.000 for false advertising. While I'm glad they did I can't help wondering where or who got that £300.000? All the money thats paid to the courts who's bank...
22:57 Mon 19th Aug 201330 answers, last by pixie373 14:47 Tue 20th Aug 2013
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Not My Idea...

A young man had come to see his Grandparents & notices his grandad sitting on his front door step completely naked from the waist down. "Grandad, why are you sitting out here without trousers?" he...
22:11 Mon 19th Aug 20135 answers, last by shoota 15:33 Tue 20th Aug 2013
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Best Friends...

Every night before she went out on a date, the young girl was told by her mother, "Remember, dear. When he tries to touch you a certain way, a girl's best friends are her legs." Much to her mother's...
13:40 Mon 19th Aug 2013
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Buffering...

The sound on my PC has started 'Buffering' why? How can I sort it? Thanks jem....
22:47 Sun 18th Aug 20135 answers, last by bookbinder 15:29 Mon 19th Aug 2013
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Quickies From Jem...

Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing. What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? If she farts, her ankles...
22:32 Sun 18th Aug 20131 answer, last by marval 11:54 Mon 19th Aug 2013
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Signs Of The Times...

You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espresso's as "getting wasted." You no longer own a real deck of cards because all your favorite card games [solitaire, spades,...
13:29 Sun 18th Aug 20138 answers, last by SpikeyBush 23:43 Sun 18th Aug 2013
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Back-Seat...

A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making love with the bloke in his car. The bloke asks if she would like to go in the back-seat. "No!" yells the blonde. Things get even hotter, and the bloke...
23:00 Sat 17th Aug 20134 answers, last by cupid04 23:19 Sat 17th Aug 2013
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A Male Fairy Story...

Once upon a time a handsome Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?" The Princess said "NO !!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and humped skinny long-legged...
22:33 Sat 17th Aug 20134 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 02:52 Sun 18th Aug 2013
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Late Night...

Two married friends are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I still don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home late after we've been out drinking, I turn the...
13:55 Sat 17th Aug 20133 answers, last by cupid04 21:33 Sat 17th Aug 2013
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The Transplant...

A friend of ours Chris male 52 years of age who has been poorly for a few years & on a Dyalasis machine for years and a diabetic since he was 9yrs old has emailed me to say he has just had(Aug 1st)...
11:55 Sat 17th Aug 201319 answers, last by pixie373 11:37 Sun 18th Aug 2013
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Nun Joke...

Three nuns were taking a walk one day. ''I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some pornography magazines," said the first nun. "What did you do with them?" asked the second. "I threw...
11:14 Sat 17th Aug 20137 answers, last by mallyh 11:31 Sat 17th Aug 2013
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Where Are You Going?...

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to SoHo London. You can earn £200 for a blow job...
00:32 Sat 17th Aug 20133 answers, last by Baldric 10:22 Sat 17th Aug 2013

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