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Kiddies Playing Football On Estate

Just wondering if anyone will know who I can contact regarding my son and his friends playing football outside our home. My little boy is 9 and his friends are 10 and 6 we live in an enclosed estate...

marval

Blonde Spelling

Two blondes were each doing a written quiz. The last question was fill-in-the-blank. "Old MacDonald had a ________." Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this...

McMouse

Life In The Australian Army...

Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland ) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well....

redman41

The Chosen One---Sacked !

Glazers have panicked... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2609419/David-Moyes-sacked-Manchester-United-lose-patience-following-Premier-League-failure.html Grumpy's famous last words...

Gromit

Are You Tone Deaf?

http://tonedeaftest.com/ OK I know it is not news, but I thought the news section regulars might like the test....

Ann

Easter Day - How Did You Spend It?

With relatives? Out for a walk? Relaxing at home? Going to Easter services at Church? Watching TV? Cooking a big Sunday lunch? Eating out? and after answering Yes or No to those questions, what was...

mikey4444

Goose Eggs

I have just bought a beautiful goose egg, and its bl**dy huge ! Does anybody have any idea how long this should take to boil, for a soft-boiled treat ? I can't weigh it unfortunately, as I don't have...

anneasquith

Talking About Pegs,

have you ever seen a black one ?

weecalf

You Never Have Enough On The Winners

At haydock I backed 4 winners 16/1. 18/1 9/1 13/2 should be retiring but just made a couple of hundred .Good days work and Spurs won 3-1isnt life grand...

Farriercm

David

Oh Dear, David has been stung by a Jelly Fish, Whilst on Holiday,after Ignoring Warnings, hope the jelly fish is Ok.

fromis

P And J

help again....6 letters fat insect having swallowed a couple of bees, we hear - ??a?b? and 7 letters - answer end of letter that is about other letters? - R?p???e

sandyRoe

Assessment For Suitability For Hip Replacement...

I'll be going with someone later today for this. Are there any questions we should ask?

lashley

Azed

help please 2a following former whim,lad gets stake for tropical tree 11 ?????O??NT? 10a depression about closing of theatrical flop 5 14a one's mate,very low before and after love 4 ?PP? 16a snooze...

wolf63

♣ ♣ Family Tree

This is actually a competition but I think that it may be of interest to anyone visiting this part of the site. ☼☼ Family Tree May 2014 is our 350th issue! To celebrate we’re running a bumper...

Farriercm

Voices

Apart from William Hague, and Oscar Pistorius,Who else makes you reach for the remote when you hear their voice?

Ann

Brilliant Simple Invention ........

Read this heart warming story - made a beautiful little girl's dream come true. Such a simple idea too, wonder why nobody invented this before, all little toddlers like "walking" on adults' feet, so...

maggiebee

Lady Does It Again

Our lovely Lady at Loch of the Lowes has done it again. She laid her 69th egg on Sunday morning. Lady is believed to be 28 years old. Fingers crossed for a safe hatching.

venator

Politeness...

I have a very polite penis - it will always stand up to give a lady a place to sit...

maggiebee

Advice Wanted

I'm looking to buy an electric lawn rake/scarifier but would like some advice about which type to buy. Would have to be robust as I have a fair amount of moss and three lawns. Was hand raking today,...

coffeeboy

Knickers

My wife's sister knocked me out yesterday, She put chloroform in her dirty knickers....

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