Someone wants to go to prom with me but I really want to go with someone else. The person who wants to go with me is in my friend group and I think if I turn her down everyone won't be friends with me...
Do gun manuals have a "trouble shooting?" section? Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries. I've just seen a bunch of Mexicans packed...
Everyone is welcome to join in. You just need to add your own song title or lyric from a song connected however tenuous to the previous answer. Have fun. Love cupid04.xx. I'll start you off with :-...
The last proper meal I ate was around 22nd December! Since coming home from hospital on Tuesday I have managed to eat 3 spoonfuls of home-made veg soup, 1 scrambled egg and three slices of toast in...
I;m back! Still 4 to get. Can I please have some help? 6d They are plastic but can raise various amounts of money (6,5) c-e-i- c---s 20d Nice to view people carrier (6) --e-i- 21d Holds up vendor's...
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a pub They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her flat, he notices that her bedroom is completely...
Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No, tanks. I've only got a small garden." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and...
Hi people, is anybody taking this medication ? My OH has been prescribed it and has taken it for 3 weeks and has just had the hives from hell. Nearly crawling the wall last night with the itching that...
How can these people sleep when a lot of people are struggling to pay heating / food / day to day bills? I am referring to the Parasites in Parliament.
One I remember from a coaster (It's an old one). Q. What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman and a dead Scotsman? A. The rich Scotsman has a canopy over his bed. The poor...
Following on from my post on Monday, I'm still feeling lousy; sneezing, coughing, blocked nose the lot. Have tried all the across the counter remedies, but think I'll just take lots of fluids and get...
Ive seen les Mis at the theatre in London years ago and loved it and the music. Tommorow I am going to the cinema to see the film. Do all the actors really sing in it (like in mamma mia) ??????
That'll teach me to stay up on AB until 1.45 in a morning, went to bed at 2am, 3am woken by call from son, his fiancee had gone into labour at 2.30 and I had to take her into the hospital, did you see...
need your help please tony .... as the acknowledged motor expert on here i am writing a tongue-in-cheek fictional biography of my boss for the works newsletter he turned 18 in 1971 . . . what are the...
