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stokemaveric

after clive dunn shuffled off this mortal coil this week [a fine actor..and singer of ''granddad'']

it got me thinking what do you remember of your granddad??
23:33 Fri 09th Nov 201246 answers, last by paddywak 14:35 Sat 10th Nov 2012
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Krausse

10 to 10 on a Friday night !

Let's all get pissed together ! (What YOU drinking ?)
22:52 Fri 09th Nov 201233 answers, last by Krausse 01:07 Sat 10th Nov 2012
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magicmick

Help please Gravatar

Is possible to rotate the picture in gravatar? I have rotated it on my phone but when I put sd card in tablet it still comes up on side
00:28 Fri 09th Nov 201228 answers, last by magicmick 01:43 Fri 09th Nov 2012
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Duncer

Am Watching Transworld Sport

............and they are covering Crazy Golf. Is this really a sport?
00:12 Thu 08th Nov 20129 answers, last by puternut 10:32 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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shooty

passport control

An 83 year old British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been to Paris before. He admitted he had indeed been...
23:19 Wed 07th Nov 201218 answers, last by Dickythecook 16:45 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

Pray tp God!

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying,...
23:49 Wed 07th Nov 201214 answers, last by heathfield 13:13 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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dotty.

Metal detecting

i have been invited to go metal detecting at the weekend. i have never done this and have always thought it would truly reveal the hidden geek in me, has anyone else been out with a metal detector and...
20:44 Wed 07th Nov 201241 answers, last by methyl 23:49 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

30 years!...

A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary. For the entire time they had been married, the wife had kept a safe which the husband had never been allowed to look into. He asked her if,...
13:08 Wed 07th Nov 20124 answers, last by Georgiesmum 16:59 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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magicmick

Eddie Stobart

Are there any Eddie Stobart saddos out there like me? i have been a Stobart spotter for about three years, great fun met some nice folk, i am about number 745 on the spotters list with about 900 spots...
15:30 Wed 07th Nov 201249 answers, last by TWR 17:08 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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hotguy

Who was the prettiest 1960s girl singer?

Twiggy not allowed
15:12 Wed 07th Nov 201292 answers, last by thetaliesin 17:09 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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marval

Camels

As US tourists in Israel, Morris and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales...
23:45 Tue 06th Nov 20128 answers, last by sduhfiuweiuui 03:12 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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McMouse

I'm not going to try this

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman...
17:01 Tue 06th Nov 20126 answers, last by magicmick 00:15 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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stokemaveric

hows your bonfire night been???

not too loud i hope...and i hope your furry friends are not too scared...
22:00 Mon 05th Nov 201225 answers, last by em10 15:01 Tue 06th Nov 2012
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Iluvspikey

does anybody here like/eat offal?

mr Spikey loves liver, onions and bacon with mash and gravy, and grilled kidneys with his Saturday cooked English breakfast, and if his mum phones and says shes made real faggots, he'll drive a 40...
00:38 Tue 06th Nov 201260 answers, last by Mojo-Jo-Jo 01:25 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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magicmick

England team with Eñglish town/county names

1. Banks Southport 2. Pickering Yorks 3. Coates Sussex 4. Devonshire 5. Charlton London 6. Blackburn 7. Coppull Chorley 8. Scholes Wigan 9. Lofthouse Wakefield 10 Sherwood Nottingham 11 Sunderland...
01:17 Sat 03rd Nov 20128 answers, last by CraigWhite 16:23 Sat 10th Nov 2012
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parkie

Cowboy boots

Bert was a real cowboy fan and when he was passing a shoe shop and saw some cowboy boots in the window he had to buy them. He was so pleased with them he wore them home and walked straight into the...
23:49 Mon 05th Nov 20126 answers, last by rismdl 02:44 Tue 06th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

In front of the TV!...

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, flops down on the couch in front of the television, and calls his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer....
00:45 Sat 03rd Nov 20127 answers, last by marval 17:50 Sat 03rd Nov 2012
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Tilly2

See How Far This Goes ............Again.

This is a miscellany of lyrics which fit together in a seamless, lucid, non repetitive flow..............................sometimes. Feel free to add your bit. It's good fun. Blue Moon I saw you...
18:26 Thu 04th Oct 20122357 answers, last by cupid04 02:20 Fri 09th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

The Time is...

While proudly showing off his new flat to friends, a college student led the way into the lounge. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the...
00:29 Sat 03rd Nov 20129 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:56 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

The walk...

A bloke walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole...
15:17 Fri 02nd Nov 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:47 Fri 02nd Nov 2012

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