O no, just seen the TV listings for Emmerdale for the coming week and Katie is down the blooming well for another week at least ..........how many more times can Declan shout...
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on his mobile phone so he would have an excuse...
Jeeeeez it felt cold at 6.30am this morning. The windscreen needed a light scrapping and the roads felt a touch slippy in parts! Just what I needed on a Saturday morning. Only working until 2pm so not...
That's right she has left me for a man she met on the internet playing a game she bought for me. I'm devastated to say the least but this guy lives in mainland Europe, they have been getting closer...
Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad news first. Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene...
We won the pub quiz and I let my friend have the silver cup to keep for the year. I promise it had nothing to do with my aversion to polishing silver. I also discovered my knowledge of pop music and...
Choose a celeb past or present from music, film sport etc, and put their life into a 5 line limerick, I know there are some creative minds out there so give it a go. I will start with...... A boy from...
Anyone up for an afternoon quiz????? I am bored and cant leave work until 6pm, I am not slacking, I work in an office on my own and have completed all my tasks for today! So.... If anyone wants to do...
Went to the Post Office to transfer an ISA, had to fill a form in, took it back to the counter, assistant was inputting my details and she said "That's an unusual surname, never come across that...