Donate SIGN UP

magicmick

881 to 900 of 1150

First Previous 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 Next Last

Avatar Image
baza

tonights emmerdale

whats the weather like in Yorkshire? just sat through tonights episodes and cannot understand how the farmers widow can walk around with short sleeves and her boobs hanging out, surely it can't be...
21:30 Thu 01st Nov 201217 answers, last by magicmick 00:24 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
Avatar Image
starone

Red Indian

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind...
00:03 Thu 01st Nov 20123 answers, last by magicmick 00:35 Thu 01st Nov 2012
Avatar Image
Caribeing

Does Wayne Rooney ever finish a match

Wayne Rooney taken off today Man U V Chelsea, never see him finishing a game. Is it past his bedtime!
18:48 Sun 28th Oct 201214 answers, last by Ric.ror 12:59 Wed 31st Oct 2012
Avatar Image
DTCwordfan

Divorce?

Moonie and Redman were quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking CAMRA beer when suddenly Moonie says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife – she ain’t spoke...
11:19 Wed 31st Oct 201210 answers, last by sibton 21:08 Wed 31st Oct 2012
Avatar Image
joggerjayne

Films With Drinks In The Title

Has it been done?
00:04 Mon 29th Oct 201270 answers, last by fredkins 01:49 Tue 30th Oct 2012
Avatar Image
Jemisa

A Quiet game of golf...

A man staggers into the A & E with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man....
00:23 Tue 30th Oct 201212 answers, last by Starbuckone 10:20 Tue 30th Oct 2012
Avatar Image
pator

All answers have something to do with meals

a) Drink time includes a cake or two 9,3 b) Sounds like it goes with mash for Miss Fitzgerald 6 c) Dipping at the table it sounds almost fun to start 6 - will appreciate any help, thanks
12:17 Mon 29th Oct 20126 answers, last by pator 12:32 Mon 29th Oct 2012
Avatar Image
piggynose

so what did clattenburg alledgedly say to john obi mikel?

it says in the report he called him a spanish t..t, what some sort of cake?
11:50 Mon 29th Oct 201237 answers, last by Duncer 12:09 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
Avatar Image
Jemisa

The phone call...

BUPA COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL ------------------------ The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs.. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes...
00:14 Mon 29th Oct 20122 answers, last by Jemisa 00:23 Mon 29th Oct 2012
Avatar Image
cazzz1975

All about you!

1) What is your favourite beverage and how do you take it? 2) Name a favourite song 3) Do you play a musical instrument? if yes..what? 4) Your favourite food! 5) who is your doppelganger?...
21:34 Mon 22nd Oct 2012105 answers, last by tonyav 15:00 Tue 23rd Oct 2012
Avatar Image
ausernamea

Sunday Mail Mag

43a. galvanising metal. i have ?I?C. Not sure if this is correct. Thanks in advance
11:30 Sun 21st Oct 20124 answers, last by magicmick 11:31 Sun 21st Oct 2012
Avatar Image
cupid04

A prayer.

I'd like to lift up a prayer for craft1948, that she may get the help she needs. And I'd like to offer up a prayer for all those that live alone , and for those that are far from well. Please don't...
02:20 Sat 20th Oct 201220 answers, last by Jemisa 14:28 Sat 20th Oct 2012
Avatar Image
missprim

Recorded delivery

Among my post today was an envelope which had a recorded delivery sticker with 'Signed for' on it. It was sent this way because there was something of value inside. Is the Postman supposed to push...
23:33 Fri 19th Oct 201221 answers, last by magicmick 10:34 Sat 20th Oct 2012
Avatar Image
rabet

Has your weather improved?

At 8 o'clock it was lashing down and very windy. Now it is calm with not a cloud in the sky ~ amazing!
10:40 Wed 17th Oct 201221 answers, last by CraigWhite 14:45 Wed 17th Oct 2012
Avatar Image
Duncer

Household pets

I just bought my good lady one of those pugs dogs as a surprise present. Despite the squashed nose, wonky eyes, pushed in face and laboured breathing from years of inbreeding and unnecessary weight...
12:03 Sun 16th Sep 20126 answers, last by magicmick 11:39 Wed 17th Oct 2012
Avatar Image
Jemisa

Elbow v ...

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They...
14:26 Tue 16th Oct 20125 answers, last by tank1960 22:59 Tue 16th Oct 2012
Avatar Image
humbersloop

Sprouts, for or against??

As the clocks go back soon and the time to set them boiling is upon us, where do you stand? I love 'em! Recipes also welcome. tia...
21:32 Mon 15th Oct 2012114 answers, last by boxtops 21:02 Thu 18th Oct 2012
Avatar Image
wendilla

spacestation sighting over uk this evening

Tonight's sighting is 7 56 pm for 3 mins SW departing SSE
18:02 Mon 15th Oct 201214 answers, last by wendilla 20:03 Mon 15th Oct 2012
Avatar Image
anotheoldgit

Should youtube withdraw this video?

http://www.telegraph....cend-on-Google-HQ.htm /// The group's next action was a march Mr Alam hoped would be "a million strong" would take place in Hyde Park "in the next few...
10:22 Mon 15th Oct 201221 answers, last by sandyRoe 12:49 Tue 16th Oct 2012
Avatar Image
magicmick

Fao mick-talbot

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1178317.html Hope this works mt...
23:51 Sun 14th Oct 201222 answers, last by magicmick 10:17 Mon 15th Oct 2012

881 to 900 of 1150

First Previous 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 Next Last