During a recent PASSWORD AUDIT by my bank, they found that I was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDub lin When they asked me why I had such a long password I...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not be blown away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not...
Hi there, sorry it's late, but can anyone help me with the last two in the local crossword: Don't let the dial slip (4 words) : Keep a ???a?g?t ?a?e Soldiers, maybe, use tin mixture ?n?t?s Many...
Sitting in the old folks home,Madge moaned to Bessie,"I can't believe I'm going to die a virgin" "Don't be so bloody ridiculous,,"replied Bessie,"you've been married three...
A mixture of spirits and water make this drink.
No numbr of letters given but the above clue gives the remainder of the word,
Thank you for any help you can give...
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, dear, we've been married for 50 years."...
Man goes into the chemist. "I would like some deodorant please".
"Yes" said the assistant, "ball or aerosol?"
"No, just for under my arms" he replied....
.... has told his players not to be distracted by the controversy surrounding the 'wonga.com' sponsorship.
he said just play as best they can - and give 2535%...
A handsome widower meets a very attractive widow and they get on very well. After a few months they realise that there is a future for them and should move in together. They work out solutions for...
Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the football. Hey Paul, you need to come in here and sort this fridge. The door is...
Now be honest ! Do you concentrate on the face twitches or where the darts end up ? And isn't it unfortunate that the only 'sport' where the camera focuses on the face is darts ?
COLIN................................A rich man living in Chelsea London decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only...
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going, and he was advised to go to see a doctor He goes in to see the doctor,and the doctor said, "All right, let's check you out. You sit down...
There is a story about a Monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the Monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by...
This has got to be one of the best ~~~~~~~~~~ An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a...
