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Wary of Marriage

I was at lunch yesterday with a group of married friends and one lone bachelor. I asked him if he felt left out and would also like to be married. He replied that having been married and divorced...

jubo

lovatt's stinker

92a, rhapsodise, ?us?. is this muse? 307d, manifestation, s??n thanks for any help....

Smowball

Totally random quiz - feel free to answer

Pray tell: 1. Your hair - colour, length, or none! 2.Eyes - colour 3.Height. 4.Left or right handed 5.Shoe size. Me: 1.dark brown - long. 2.Green 3 . 5 ft 6 4.Right handed 5. Six...

Hopkirk

How's this for a goal?

Dean Cox for Leyton Orient v Walsall

HowardKennitby

ear wax

I am getting a gummed-up feeling in my ears. I have had them syringed out before but that is something I find extremely unpleasant. I am considering things such as 'Otex' as an alternative. Does...

marval

How Old?

In a village in the mountains, a little old man with a beard and a young girl set up a stall in the market place one day, selling bottles of homemade medicine, labelled ‘The Elixir of...

Orn8one

a small dog bites slim cropped arthropod

Can anyone help my 93 year old Father in law with this? I can't! Thank you....

Tilly2

See how far this goes.............

Can we maintain a thread which has responses from well known song lyrics? I'll start us off. I once had a girl or should I say she once had me. (The Beatles.) Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl....

McMouse

anyone fancy a

quickie?

marval

Size

For many years Kate Murphy had run the fruit and vegetable stall in the town market and she'd learned to have an answer for any situation. So there she stood and eyed the big Texan who was poking...

starrs

Lovatts

1- To wit NA?E?? 2- Torrid S??A?? 3- Makes laws L?G???A??S 4- Fencing sword EP?? 5- Swirled E?D??? 6- Deep blue pigment C??A?T 7- Healthy ???LETO?? 8- Leaving south NO????O?N? 9- Feel compassion...

anotheoldgit

The very sad news is that Andy Williams the singer has died RIP

http://www.dailymail....ver-dies-aged-84.html...

magicmick

Christmas Quiz help please

2 Left most of the answers have been 'sounds like' eg to kill, answer sleigh Drinking and Merrymaking (10) (sounds like carol singing) A type of thrush/digit (9) Thank you for any help...

joeluke

Princess

My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess. So I took some pictures of her t!ts and put them on the internet....

queenofmean

Nearly...

...tomorrow's trip to the eye hospital. I am going in with the trusty ipod and a clear mind. I have decided what it is about the whole process I don't like, the wee lense thing they aim the laser...

LochNessMonster

On the buses ?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! " The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man...

maggiebee

Money, money money

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. 'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me.' 'This one's kind of...

abstibus

Morning - wake your brain up

What gets longer the more you cut it?

POLLY35

DAILY RECORD FUNDAY PUZZLER

Last 2 thanks for any help. 120 AC MADE HOLY, c?n?e??a?e?. 122 AC MAGNIFICENCE, ?r?n?e?r

ladybirder

Will you sign this petition to stop the culling of our Badgers.

I have just watched Brian May talking about Team Badger on BBC1 and he is asking for people to sign it. All the information is here. http://www.teambadger.org/ Thank you....

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