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McMouse

Problems with my tackle

Going to the coast in a couple of weeks and I'm concerned my tackle's not up for the job. Haven't fished for ages.
14:44 Wed 05th Sep 2012149 answers, last by parkdale 00:17 Thu 06th Sep 2012
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gness

Ideas please?

I`ve just been asked to do a 70th birthday cake for a friend`s sister. The theme of the party is Elvis. So...... what would you put on an Elvis cake?...
17:30 Mon 27th Aug 201277 answers, last by magicmick 23:53 Mon 27th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

The medical...

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor"s for a medical.The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How...
22:38 Mon 27th Aug 20124 answers, last by askyourgran 22:44 Mon 27th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

The reporter...

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease."Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"" Yep, Do you know the bulls...
12:30 Sun 26th Aug 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 15:26 Sun 26th Aug 2012
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carrust

Darwin...

....said that we are all decended from the apes. However, after 2 weeks in Norfolk I have noticed that the slope is somewhat shallower...........
15:01 Fri 24th Aug 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 22:13 Sat 25th Aug 2012
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magicmick

Chess

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were stood in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories,. After about an hour the manager came out of the office and asked them to...
00:25 Fri 24th Aug 20129 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:22 Sat 25th Aug 2012
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sweetwoman23

please help me solve these MOS YOU crossword clues

Materialise again - R _ A _ _ _ _ _ Trousers with very narrow legs _ R _ i _ _ _ p _ S Sicken, disgust _ A _ S _ _ _ E Thanks...
00:28 Fri 24th Aug 20123 answers, last by Brenden 08:15 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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marval

Thanks

John Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the...
18:54 Thu 23rd Aug 20123 answers, last by maggiebee 12:53 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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LochNessMonster

Labour Pains

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the...
11:42 Thu 23rd Aug 20129 answers, last by LochNessMonster 12:14 Sat 25th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

The End. No More.

Although this is not a joke I thought I'd put it here for joke fans to see. From now on I am abstaining from contributing any more jokes. I have found of late certain people have spoilt the fun of...
00:06 Thu 23rd Aug 201260 answers, last by ELVIS68 20:48 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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tinkerbell23

"like a" sentences

Funny sentences using "like a" Or insults!? Or yo mamma jokes!? Face for radio.. Face like a painters radio Face like a stuntmans knee/elbow X...
23:47 Wed 22nd Aug 201246 answers, last by owdhamer 04:58 Thu 23rd Aug 2012
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Jemisa

Breaking News...

The Thames river police stop two Pakistani gentlemen in a row boat, rowing towards central London. "The captain gets on the loudhailer and shouts "Ahoy, small craft, where are you...
22:47 Wed 22nd Aug 201218 answers, last by Maidup 23:42 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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marval

Once

A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift. "No, thanks," says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a cigar once,...
10:36 Wed 22nd Aug 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:01 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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Mick-Talbot

Who in your opinion is the most overrated artist ?

And why... Could be U2 ....... Why .... Even though I have seen U2 on a few occasions I think Bono has made far too much 'money to talent' ratio. They have a limited back catalogue considering how...
00:28 Wed 22nd Aug 201297 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 22:41 Sun 09th Sep 2012
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magicbeatle

Cant Access one of my sites.

Hi, For the last 3 weeks Ive been unable to access one of my favourite sites on my computer. Everytime I try it comes up with this: Oops! Internet Explorer could not connect to www.magicshop.co.uk Try...
12:27 Sun 19th Aug 20128 answers, last by vivandorron 10:57 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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marval

Fast Golf

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just...
22:41 Sat 18th Aug 20125 answers, last by squarebear 23:56 Sat 18th Aug 2012
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spotit3

Ideas for birthday present

I am looking for ideas for a birthday present for my DlL. She is in the Forces so moves about quite a bit. All suggestions great fully received!
23:42 Fri 17th Aug 20128 answers, last by Jennykenny 05:03 Sat 18th Aug 2012
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thenry

What are you drinking right now ! ?

Be honest ........
23:19 Fri 17th Aug 201247 answers, last by baza 01:26 Sat 18th Aug 2012
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Mosaic

Elvis: where where you when you got the news?

Ric,ror has just pointed out today's significance - the anniversary of Elvis either dying or going to work in Walmart, Albuquerque. So where were you when you got the news? I was planning my fieldwork...
17:24 Thu 16th Aug 201236 answers, last by Canary42 19:35 Thu 16th Aug 2012
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Buenchico

Another 'Closing Ceremony' thread.

While there are a few individual posts on the subject, I can't see a thread suggesting names which were missing from the line-up last night. Here's a few that I think should have been considered:...
23:18 Mon 13th Aug 2012126 answers, last by Buenchico 23:13 Tue 14th Aug 2012

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