A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A...
Paddy was returning from a trip to Denmark. When he was going through Customs the Officer asked him, "Do you have any pornographic materials? Paddy replied "Why would I have that, I don't...
I've had an email from Nectar telling me that their email address is changing from "[email protected]" to "[email protected]". I have sent an email to the...
Let me explain. My husband and I have been together for 7 years and married for 4. The whole way through our relationship we have talked about starting a family and have even gone as far as choosing...
Onwards and Downwards Continues The school holidays seem to bring much temptation for those with kids around. Why not start them off right and give them the healthy snacks you are having and maybe...
Dear Thomas, I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I...
Is there a website I can look at where I can find any holiday, I don't mind where, at any time. I want a few days away any time within the next few weeks. I want to do it this way because I need...
Not sure if this is the correct place to post this link, but sure someone will point me in the right direction if it's not. Not exactly a joke, but a very funny link....
posted letter with competion entry to DT prize Saturday crossword with sticker on reverse (one of those charity ones that we get by the hundred) First class stamp!Postman delivered it back to me this...
I bought a pair of shoes today but when I got them home I realised that a tag was still attached to them. I thought that they were supposed to alarm when you leave the shop with them but apparently...
I got this feeling the other day at work, it's weird and I can only explain it that I feel like I'm not in the room and situation I am in. I see my arms doing what they're doing and I hear my voice,...
I'm after a realistic mobile phone for a one year old baby. He absolutely loves mobile phones and will pinch everybody else's. He's not interested in bright, primary coloured ones, he's not fooled by...
I am trying to think of names for badges for my 50th girls night out. the names are ANGE, LINDA X 2, LISA, HANNAH, ADELE, MARY, STEPH, SANDRA, DENISE, MAUREEN, CATH, NICOLA, VICKY, YVETTE, LOL, &...
Afternoon! I'm off on a big bike ride this weekend to make up for the terrible sins of: 1. Takeaway pizza 2. Pub burger 3. Beer Anyone else repenting this weekend? It's been hard to get out in this...