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Patsy33

1501 to 1520 of 1972

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My Wife Needs Help.

A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!" The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?" "Two years," says the man. "Then why did it...
19:19 Thu 10th Nov 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 20:12 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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Hope For The Paralysed.

http://trib.al/ht3Zqok...
10:32 Thu 10th Nov 201630 answers, last by hereIam 14:42 Sat 12th Nov 2016
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Police Called.

The police had to be called this morning. The local Refuse & Recycling site has been broken into and trashed..........
10:14 Thu 10th Nov 201625 answers, last by Patsy33 20:28 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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What A Turn Around!

It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I've turned myself around and that's what its all about.
14:52 Tue 08th Nov 20163 answers, last by Tilly2 20:53 Tue 08th Nov 2016
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No Hot Water/ Heating

Can anyone tell me some reasons why a fairly new combi boiler is not producing hot water? Also affected heating and I'm freezing! tia
13:51 Tue 08th Nov 201611 answers, last by Patsy33 14:27 Tue 08th Nov 2016
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Odd Names.

I've got two dogs called Timex and Rolex. People think they're strange names, but I remind them they are watch dogs....
13:24 Sun 06th Nov 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 13:30 Sun 06th Nov 2016
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Mmmmm.

I love all God's creatures. Especially with roasties, peas and gravy!.....
11:15 Sun 06th Nov 20163 answers, last by zebo 18:34 Sun 06th Nov 2016
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Words Of Comfort.

How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? "There, They're, Their".........
17:29 Sat 05th Nov 20162 answers, last by marval 17:33 Sat 05th Nov 2016
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David Bowie

https://youtu.be/hLlBPKjB1KY (From Heathen CD)...
13:11 Sat 05th Nov 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 13:16 Sat 05th Nov 2016
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Bbc Breaking News.

Little Red Riding Hood found in a Critical Condition. Paramedics have Stabilised her Condition. But She's Not Out of the Woods Yet.:)....
18:31 Fri 04th Nov 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 12:29 Sat 05th Nov 2016
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Where Did It Go?...

Why is it that when someone kindly sends a link to a song I can't see it. It works when I get a YouTube link. I'm on a mobile smart phone. I'm not very 'tech sassy'!
12:25 Fri 04th Nov 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 19:28 Fri 04th Nov 2016
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Umbrellas.

I had a nice little business making umbrellas. Unfortunately it folded up....
12:18 Fri 04th Nov 20166 answers, last by marval 21:13 Fri 04th Nov 2016
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That Time Of Again!

Well It's nearly that time of year again when the fat lump with the beard comes,drinks all my whisky and gives the kids presents,I fecking hate my mother in law..:).......
20:27 Thu 03rd Nov 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 22:27 Thu 03rd Nov 2016
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'suzanne' Leonard Cohen.

https://youtu.be/6o6zMPLcXZ8 Always loved this song from this beautiful soul....
13:35 Thu 03rd Nov 201612 answers, last by Tilly2 18:58 Thu 03rd Nov 2016
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Bank Loan.

Paddy went to the bank for a loan. The teller says, "I'm sorry, but the loan arranger isn't in today". "Ok" Paddy replies, "I'll speak to Tonto if he's in?"......
12:01 Thu 03rd Nov 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 12:35 Thu 03rd Nov 2016
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An Embarrassing Problem.

A man goes to a pharmacy and asks to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman behind the counter replies that she is the pharmacist, that she and her sister own the drugstore, and that there are no males...
22:16 Wed 02nd Nov 20164 answers, last by marval 15:58 Thu 03rd Nov 2016
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Heavenly Mistake.

A man is sitting in heaven happily carving a wooden puppet. Jesus walks by and asks him why he toils so as in heaven everything is provided. The wood carver tells Jesus that in his life on earth he...
13:09 Wed 02nd Nov 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 17:23 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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I Love This Version. ( Hallelujah)

https://youtu.be/HKnxmkOAj88...
10:50 Wed 02nd Nov 201630 answers, last by Nightcleaner 11:03 Fri 04th Nov 2016
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Had Enough.

I'm fed up with my boyfriend keep leaving me every weekend to go fishing, so I told him to sling his hook!
09:57 Wed 02nd Nov 201620 answers, last by Patsy33 19:41 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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Moaner.

A friend who is a contortionist, is always moaning about the way she looks. I told her to get over herself!
11:42 Tue 01st Nov 201610 answers, last by Patsy33 12:32 Tue 01st Nov 2016

1501 to 1520 of 1972

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