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1ozzy
..I couldn't resist https://ibb.co/f0nfyRC ...
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dwil
WHITDECMOINE??(ANAG  4,4,4,2 POPULAR CHANNEL 4 DAYTIME ENTERTAINMENT SHOW
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Rondy
I'm off to the Chinese tonight and I'm having sweet and sour badger, with deep fried badger cubs.
It's a sett meal for one! ___ A man was arrested in Asda today for spraying domestos all over the... ...
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Ken4155
From those who ought to know better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4bZTdeQDoQ ...
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Rondy
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What... ...
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maggiebee
The man who invented the ballet dancers skirt was at a loss what to call it.  Then he put 2 and 2 together!
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maggiebee
I wrote a play about the weather, and I got 5 actors dressed as clouds for the rehearsal. On the opening night, 6 clouds turned up. It was overcast.
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naomi24
We have.  It's really cold today.
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1ozzy
..Snails don't play hide and seek. https://ibb.co/d6kf5fb ...
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Arksided
Choose whatever you wish to hear. Xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwS9BIqbffU   ...
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seekeerz
Good morning everyone - bit on the dreary side here today, no wind which is good and drizzly which is really no use to anyone !!
Plus my paper didn't arrive (again ) so that did nothing for my... ...
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1ozzy
..Cats eventually get to heaven. https://ibb.co/nnVZKw6 ...
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Chipchopper
My wife ran off with the plumber. It's left me feeling drained 🙄
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mikem004
10a) Number in exchange? (6) N-N-T- The solution is pretty obvious, a number. But I can't see how it follows from the clue.
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Rondy
A Yorkshire man walks into a vets. 
Man: "Summit up wi' t' cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshire man: "Nah, it's ere int basket."
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Hazlinny
Hi folks ... anyone like to join me in Singing the Blues?  I don't really feel blue but just wonder how many song titles there are out there with blue/s in the title?  I'll kick off with the... ...
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fourteen85
Below are a couple of my favourite song titles, not the songs themselves just the titles, anyone like to add any? Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life Things may come and things may go... ...
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tamaris
Ive been to lunch with friends, and had a fabulous  day.
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Rondy
I've got two albums to listen to tonight, one by The Jam and the other by Cream.
I just don't know which one to put on first!
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The mutant World Cup final will be played over 3 legs.
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I was at a... ...
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wizgran
This group don't sound happy 4.4. High, nil, chart yes 10

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