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carolegif

Gift Idea For 12 Year Old.

I need to get a present for my grandson. He is only into computer games and my limit is £25 so games are out, plus he has most of them. He plays footie for the local team and likes reading, but other...
09:11 Thu 11th Dec 201421 answers, last by Maxbond 06:41 Mon 15th Dec 2014
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joggerjayne

A Whim In The Sea

So yesterday, I had a swim in the sea. Just on a whim. In my head, I was going to be like Ursula Andress (Dr No) or Halle Berry (Die Another Day). But with cold water, and pebbles. As it turned out,...
08:58 Wed 27th Aug 201455 answers, last by craft1948 22:54 Wed 27th Aug 2014
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whiskeryron

Black Cab

A devout fundamentalist Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because, as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the...
18:30 Fri 22nd Aug 20146 answers, last by cupid04 21:48 Fri 22nd Aug 2014
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Hopkirk

Rhinoceroses

They are just fat unicorns
23:32 Tue 05th Aug 20142 answers, last by Quoi 06:42 Wed 06th Aug 2014
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marval

Missing Wife

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife. The following conversation took place. Husband. I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet....
21:40 Sat 26th Apr 20148 answers, last by Quoi 06:45 Sun 27th Apr 2014
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Chipchopper

Spiderman Spiderman.....

My great uncle earl was known by the nickname of spiderman down at the old folks home. He wasn't particularly athletic or anything. They just called him that cause he couldn't get out of the bath....
21:34 Wed 16th Apr 20142 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:30 Thu 17th Apr 2014
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starone

The Drink

A Farmer in Cornwall sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts, "Wozzon! Ee dun wanna be drinkin dat, it's full of horse pi*s an cow shlt". The bloke says "I'm from London and just purchased a...
08:19 Tue 01st Apr 20148 answers, last by lady-janine 14:30 Tue 01st Apr 2014
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maggiebee

Translation Please

Japanese couple having an argument Husband says “Sukitaki” Wife replies “Kowanini” Husband says “toka a anji rondi roumi yahoo” Wife on her knees begging “Mimi nakoudinda tinkouji”...
23:45 Tue 04th Mar 20148 answers, last by roger 16:19 Thu 06th Mar 2014
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blinkyblimey

Loan

if I had a caravan on higher purchase can I sell it and pay the loan off?
20:24 Sat 08th Feb 20146 answers, last by andres 20:46 Sat 08th Feb 2014
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Svejk

Slugs

Several questions,really. Me and my mate were pondering these questions,this morning,as you do. I,rather rashly,promised him all the answers by tomorrow. So I hope you can help. There's usually...
15:16 Wed 22nd Jan 201413 answers, last by vulcan42 13:11 Fri 24th Jan 2014
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uncle al

Google Earth

I seem to have lost the ability to see streets etc in a "plan" view (ie directly above) GE seems to default to a kind of street view, and sets viewing at an angle rather than from above (when not in...
19:00 Fri 27th Dec 20133 answers, last by quizman55 23:08 Fri 27th Dec 2013
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flyfish

Dm Quick

11d profitable (8) your help please...
11:27 Fri 27th Dec 20138 answers, last by flyfish 11:37 Fri 27th Dec 2013
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Jemisa

The Stray...

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier...
14:44 Wed 14th Aug 20136 answers, last by Jemisa 21:19 Wed 14th Aug 2013
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Jemisa

The Visit.

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while his Nan was dusting, he looked up and said, "Nanny, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"...
21:44 Wed 31st Jul 20133 answers, last by marval 17:00 Thu 01st Aug 2013
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bibblebub

Fun Things To Do...

... when someone's asleep http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/7HWFWGS.gif...
07:54 Mon 29th Jul 20133 answers, last by gness 08:02 Mon 29th Jul 2013
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sandyRoe

A Question For Drinkers Who Also Smoke...

...or smokers who like a tipple. Have you ever singed your eyelashes when lighting a cigarette when you'd have a pint ot two?...
12:58 Fri 26th Jul 201320 answers, last by paddywak 15:51 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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sp1814

Mild Obsessive Compulsive Behaviour

Whilst watching an old episode of 'Friends' the other night, there was a scene where Monica was shown to have slight OCD (the flower pattern on her duvet had to point towards the bed head, because...
08:28 Wed 17th Jul 201374 answers, last by joko 22:02 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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Jemisa

Johnny & Maisy...

Little Johnny and little Maisy are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother. The...
14:16 Mon 08th Jul 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:58 Mon 08th Jul 2013
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Spoonboy

Continuous Limerick

With the success (he says with crossed fingers) of the stories without end, I have decided to come up with a continuous limerick and see how far we can take it. I will start you off; but even if you...
17:45 Mon 10th Jun 201316 answers, last by Spoonboy 22:55 Mon 10th Jun 2013
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frozengal

After 15 Years Of Marriage....

a wife asked her husband to describe her.. . . He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F- G-H-I-J-K" . . . "What does that mean ??" she asked.. "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful,...
12:34 Wed 05th Jun 20133 answers, last by frozengal 04:16 Thu 06th Jun 2013

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