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Unfaithful?

A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would come in with him and be a...
13:24 Mon 27th Feb 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's Fun Quiz starts at 7pm. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:03 Sun 26th Feb 2023
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The Father

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, " I am...
13:08 Sun 26th Feb 2023
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In The Sky

Paddy and Mick are in a two man plane which is losing altitude and spiralling out of control. Mick says: "If the pane turns upside down do you think we'll fall out?" "Of course not," Paddy replies....
16:58 Sat 25th Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 17:57 Sat 25th Feb 2023
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Birthday Girl

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday." I'd love to be eight again" she replied On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her...
12:56 Sat 25th Feb 20231 answer, last by Karamia 17:32 Sat 25th Feb 2023
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Cured

Great news, Mr. Bradley," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to...
15:26 Fri 24th Feb 2023
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A Few More

My wife had a go at me last night. She said 'You'll drive me to my grave'. I had the car out in thirty seconds. ____ I went up into the attic and found a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt. Unfortunately...
14:40 Thu 23rd Feb 20232 answers, last by Gramps82 14:58 Thu 23rd Feb 2023
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Tv Licence

A woman was just coming from her home when she was approached by two men. "Mrs Jones? We're from the TV Licence Bureau. Can you confirm you have a licence?" "Yes," she replied. "Can we see it?" "I'm...
09:46 Thu 23rd Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:12 Thu 23rd Feb 2023
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Tower Control

Manchester tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement please turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Tower control, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard...
16:51 Wed 22nd Feb 20231 answer, last by zebo 21:54 Thu 23rd Feb 2023
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My Wife

So the wife said to me "What happened to the scarf you were giving me for Christmas?" I said, "I went to the shop, but couldn't remember your size!" It was the same last year! She wanted a coat made...
19:04 Tue 21st Feb 2023
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Condoms

A man opened a shop devoted to selling all sizes of condoms. He employed a young lad on the YTS scheme to serve in his shop. "They come in sizes of 120. 140 and 160. If you have any problems give me a...
13:22 Tue 21st Feb 2023
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Cold Weather

40°F - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35°F - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20°F - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool...
13:34 Mon 20th Feb 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz of the week is at 7pm. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:47 Sun 19th Feb 2023
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Missing Husband

A woman is walking along the beach with her children, appearing to be looking for something. At this moment, a lifeguard traipses up to them. "Excuse me, ma'am," he says. "I had noticed you seemed to...
15:15 Sun 19th Feb 2023
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In Class

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”. One little girl held up her hand and said: “Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I...
15:12 Sun 19th Feb 2023
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Radio Quiz

Radio quiz answers: BBC NORFOLK Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World? Contestant: I don't know. White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your...
13:22 Sun 19th Feb 20233 answers, last by William51 09:22 Mon 20th Feb 2023
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Phone Call

"Darling, I just called to tell you how awesome you are. You really are the love of my life…" "Sir, I’m sorry, but this is a brewery!" "Oh, I know that."...
15:43 Sat 18th Feb 20231 answer, last by piggynose 15:45 Sat 18th Feb 2023
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Catholic School

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School and she usually slept through the class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who...
12:58 Sat 18th Feb 2023
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And There's More

Got a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale stuck on my foot. Its an ingrowing toon ale. ___ I read that taking your bike to work is good for the environment. So I thought why not? I'm not using the roof rack...
12:27 Sat 18th Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:56 Sat 18th Feb 2023

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