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These Happened.

Remember these times? You come home later than you were supposed to! Dad is waiting in the hall as you creep in! "Do you know what time it is?" "Why is your watch broken?" "Do you know who I am?" (Now...
10:33 Thu 09th Mar 20238 answers, last by Captain2 22:27 Thu 09th Mar 2023
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There's More

I was hoping to get a part in ‘Mathematics: The Musical’, but I failed the additions. ___ Couldn't believe it when my son came home today with a settee and two armchairs. I have told him time and time...
09:20 Thu 09th Mar 20235 answers, last by Barsel 13:00 Thu 09th Mar 2023
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Tech Support

Tech Support: 'Ok Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'...
15:40 Wed 08th Mar 2023
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The Sea Captain

A sea captain is holding a class at a local dock where several young men and women are learning how to be sailors. "All right, class," the captain states. "Now, if you were out at sea and suddenly a...
15:14 Wed 08th Mar 20231 answer, last by Bazile 15:22 Wed 08th Mar 2023
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Stop Press

Liverpool Echo: Twenty-three-year-old Dennis Sullivan was attempting to rob what he thought was an armoured car in Merseyside. In reality, it was a laundry truck delivering towels and mops to a local...
07:56 Wed 08th Mar 20234 answers, last by Ken4155 10:12 Wed 08th Mar 2023
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Gp Emergency

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. "Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a condom!" The physician...
15:13 Tue 07th Mar 2023
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The Jaguar

A man broke down in his mini and he was standing looking in the bonnet when a new Rolls Royce pulled up and the driver asked if he could help. It was agreed that the Rolls Royce would tow the Mini to...
12:54 Tue 07th Mar 2023
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The Farm Hand

"How did it happen? " the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago..." "Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." "Like I...
16:00 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Four Farmers

Four farmers sat at the bar talking while a young girl sat at a nearby table listening to the conversation. One man said it's woumb, another man said no it's whooom A third man said no it's...
13:29 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Arrest

A police officer rings into his station: "I'm at this house sergeant, the one where a woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor that she'd just mopped." "Ok, constable, have you arrested...
12:23 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Quiz of the week starts tonight at 7pm. (British time) Follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:58 Sun 05th Mar 2023
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The Jelly Baby

A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?" The Jelly Baby says "No mate,...
14:04 Sun 05th Mar 2023
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Eleven Kids

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldnt buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and...
14:17 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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The Gorilla

The zoo keeper said to Paddy "the female gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with her for £500" Paddy said " I'll do it but there are 3 conditions. Firstly I won't kiss her and secondly...
16:16 Fri 03rd Mar 20231 answer, last by zebo 14:12 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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And There's More

I put my landing light on The a plane crashed into my house. ___ Before marriage I would sit at a red traffic light for hours, because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green! ___ I...
15:09 Thu 02nd Mar 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 21:20 Thu 02nd Mar 2023
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There's More

I bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day… Nothing fancy, but it fits the bill! ___ We past a shop that with a large sign that said ’Stainless Steel Sinks’. My mate said “everyone knows...
17:00 Wed 01st Mar 2023
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That's Me.

Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots, a new ordnance map, a nice hand carved walking stick and a rucksack. Then I went up to the Peak District, walked about five miles, stopped, sat on a...
19:06 Tue 28th Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:47 Wed 01st Mar 2023
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New Job?

A guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 a.m. start, 2 p.m. finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays £600 a week!" "That's great," his wife said. "Yeah, I...
15:33 Tue 28th Feb 2023
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The Milkman

My pal used to be a milkman, and yes his name was Ernie. Some notes left out for him on his rounds. When you deliver the milk, will you knock on my bedroom window, the one on the left as I want you to...
12:31 Tue 28th Feb 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 15:34 Tue 28th Feb 2023
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The Royal Visit

Katherine, Princes of Wales, was visiting a NHS hospital, and doing a tour of the wards. She paused at each bed, inquired how the patient was feeling, then moved on. She stopped at one bed which was...
10:00 Tue 28th Feb 20231 answer, last by Old_Geezer 10:02 Tue 28th Feb 2023

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