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I know a guy who preforms circumcisions. He told me the pay isn't great, but he gets to keep the tips. _____ My clone used such foul language I pushed it over the edge of a cliff. I got charged with...
12:14 Thu 09th Feb 20234 answers, last by Canary42 21:31 Thu 09th Feb 2023
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Traffic Cop

Tommy was driving along quite happily, when a traffic cop passed him, and signalled for him to stop. He walked to the driver's window and leaned in. "I stopped you because you have a tail light out",...
12:06 Thu 09th Feb 2023
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Weights

Jack: "I'm taking a weight lifting class. Every week the postman brings me a new set of weights." Bob: "Gee, you don't look like you've gained any muscle." Jack: "No, but you ought to see the...
15:41 Wed 08th Feb 2023
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Computer

My boss "I've created a new computer that is almost human." Me: "You mean that it can think, feel and reason just like a human would?" My boss: "No, but when it makes a mistake it blames it on another...
19:06 Tue 07th Feb 2023
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The Electrician

Paddy, the electrician, got sacked from the U.S. Prison service for not Servicing the electric chair. He said in his professional opinion it was a death trap!
17:59 Tue 07th Feb 20236 answers, last by Prudie 18:34 Tue 07th Feb 2023
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Bus

A blonde was visiting London for the first time. She wanted to see Downing Street. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions - "Excuse me, officer, how do I get...
15:11 Tue 07th Feb 2023
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Doctor

A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my ladies bits have an odour, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything." The doctor examines her, and then says,...
12:24 Tue 07th Feb 2023
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Man Utd Fan

A Man Utd fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Man Utd shirt. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter in a Arsenal scarf. "Hello mate" says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Utd...
16:34 Mon 06th Feb 20232 answers, last by rowanwitch 16:49 Mon 06th Feb 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week is tonight at 7pm. Only takes about 20 minutes and all easy questions. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:47 Sun 05th Feb 2023
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Eggs

Have you seen the price of eggs lately? A few ways high egg prices are changing the world: Only the wealthy can now afford to walk on eggshells. Eggs are now considered too good to scramble. "Laying...
16:39 Sun 05th Feb 2023
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Wooooooo Woooooo

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and...
12:28 Sun 05th Feb 20231 answer, last by Arksided 12:33 Sun 05th Feb 2023
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Old Banger

Little boy: "Mummy, what happens when a car gets so old and rusty that it won't move anymore?" Mum: "Someone sells it to your father."...
15:37 Sat 04th Feb 20231 answer, last by William51 17:24 Sun 05th Feb 2023
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Kids

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! 'You need to use 'Big People'...
16:17 Fri 03rd Feb 20231 answer, last by Canary42 18:39 Fri 03rd Feb 2023
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Two Cows

A man is asking a farmer about his two cows. Man: About how much milk do you get from them in a day? Farmer: Which one, the brown one or the black one? Man: The brown one. Farmer: About a half gallon...
15:53 Fri 03rd Feb 2023
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And There's More

Woke up this morning to find a spoon in my mouth, a tea bag in my left eye and milk in my right ear. I'm sick of being treated like a mug. _________ Most people don’t believe me when I tell them that...
15:20 Fri 03rd Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 18:36 Sat 04th Feb 2023
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See Through

Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price....
13:45 Fri 03rd Feb 20232 answers, last by zebo 12:12 Sat 04th Feb 2023
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The Judge

Judge: "Haven’t I seen you before?" Man: "Yes, your Honour. I taught your daughter how to play the drums." Judge (banging the gavel): "Twenty years!"...
17:22 Thu 02nd Feb 20231 answer, last by zebo 19:51 Thu 02nd Feb 2023
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50 Years

John and Mary were approaching fifty years of marriage in a few days. As they sat by the fire, John said "Mary, because we've had a good life together, I'm going to take you to the poshest hotel in...
10:21 Thu 02nd Feb 20231 answer, last by Tilly2 10:30 Thu 02nd Feb 2023
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The Note

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see...
12:55 Wed 01st Feb 20231 answer, last by bhg481 12:57 Wed 01st Feb 2023

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