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Goldfish

For his birthday, Little Johnny's parents gave him a bowl of goldfish. His mother carefully explains to him how much responsibility comes with owning a pet and tells him to make sure he remembers to...
16:38 Tue 31st Jan 2023
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An American In Yorkshire

An American was touring Britain and stopped at a remote farm in Yorkshire. The farmer was leaning against a fence watching his flock of sheep in the adjacent field. The tourist walked up to him and...
10:31 Tue 31st Jan 20232 answers, last by zebo 17:03 Tue 31st Jan 2023
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Love Explanation

The art of love making explained. An Italian man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the...
13:58 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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The Cat

The local pub was at the heart of village life. Everyone met there and the atmosphere was convivial. Except for one thing. The pub cat! It brushed against the customers, covering their trousers with...
06:08 Mon 30th Jan 20233 answers, last by murraymints 11:42 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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The Crossword

A businessman, a vicar and a labourer were in the same train compartment. Each of them was doing the Times crossword. After a short time, the labourer put his pen in his pocket and rolled up his...
10:40 Sun 29th Jan 20235 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:07 Sun 29th Jan 2023
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Constipated

Simon was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the Simon complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. "Have you been taking them...
09:13 Sun 29th Jan 202310 answers, last by zebo 10:59 Sun 29th Jan 2023
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Cruise Holiday

Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately, it was born without arms or legs -- without even a torso. It was just a head. Still, the Coopers loved and cared...
16:42 Sat 28th Jan 2023
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Charity

Wife: "I'd like to donate this bag of clothes to the charity shop." Husband: "Why don't you just throw it in the bin & save all the hassle?" Wife: "But there are poor & starving people who could use...
12:23 Sat 28th Jan 2023
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Newspaper

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.". I can tell you this......
19:19 Fri 27th Jan 20231 answer, last by Buenchico 19:22 Fri 27th Jan 2023
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The Wedding Night

So Lord Leicester and his latest young bride arrive at the Shangri-La, Clacton on their wedding night. The hotel manager greets them, notices the confetti and asks if there is an upgrade they'd like...
18:05 Fri 27th Jan 20233 answers, last by Ken4155 14:32 Sat 28th Jan 2023
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Stress Management

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work. 1. Picture yourself...
14:16 Fri 27th Jan 2023
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Dentist

A husband and wife entered a dentist's office. The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or novocaine because I am in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”...
18:48 Thu 26th Jan 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 18:56 Thu 26th Jan 2023
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Late From School

Nigel was sitting in class one day when the teacher asked the class: "Who caused the walls of Jericho to collapse?" Nigel instantly replied : "It wasn't me miss!" Teacher said: "Stay behind after...
15:26 Thu 26th Jan 20231 answer, last by Gramps82 20:54 Thu 26th Jan 2023
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Missing Tv

I visited my local last night, and ordered a pint. The barman said, "You're a bit of a stranger, you never come in and play darts with your wife anymore." "No", I replied, "Her head has gone blunt!"...
14:06 Thu 26th Jan 20231 answer, last by Ken4155 14:08 Thu 26th Jan 2023
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How Embarrassing

When Jane reached the checkout counter, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear,...
16:24 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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Revenge

I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the...
14:40 Wed 25th Jan 20233 answers, last by Patsy33 15:00 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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Funeral

An old lady was very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she started crying. The...
12:52 Wed 25th Jan 20231 answer, last by Dizmo 13:06 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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An American In London

An American stood in London looking at a large building. A British boy walked by and stood beside the American. "You know, boy," said the American, "in the States we have that kind of building too,...
17:18 Tue 24th Jan 2023
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At The Vets

A woman complained to her veterinarian that her dog would start humping her every time he came into the house. "Is there anything you can do?" she asked. The doctor said, "Well, we could castrate him,...
16:52 Tue 24th Jan 2023
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Anniversary

Things you SOULDN'T say on your anniversary: 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about your appearance. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to...
15:58 Tue 24th Jan 2023

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