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a mouse wakes up in the jungle

and has the right hump scampers down 2 the pool where all the other animals are in the pool mouse shouts OI ELEPHANT you long nosed big eared tw*t elephant comes out the pool mousey says sorry ele...

Goodsoulette

Crikey!

A girl round the corner from me has had her baby and called her adorable little girl Beyonce. Why?????? I havent been so stuck since a friend called hers Belladonna Tuesday! Any other names you have...

dilligaf

What have pikeys and cigarettes got in common.

They both stink like fcuk, , come in packs of 10 & 20 and are banned from every pub in England.

~ vortex ~

A Mans World?

Looking around Ive noticed that almost everything thing we use in everyday life was invented by a man.. Have women invented anything? If so what in your opinion is the best thing that was invented by...

Panic Button

Smoking Ban

Is anyone else heartily sick of hearing whinging smokers the last few days?

legend007

Are you a christian ?

If you are and therefore believe that we are all the children of adam and eve. Does that then mean that by that fact we are all of us who are involved or married actually committing incest? And doesnt...

Psychick

Worrying?

Yesterday my boyfriend, who will be a first time daddy in the new year, asked me how old a baby has to be before they can go in cars!! If he thinks Im walking home from the hospital, hes got another...

webbo3

Ever wondered?

Why the sub lightens our hair but darkens our skin. Why cant women put mascara on with their mouth closed why dont you ever see the headline "psychic wins the lottery" why is abbreviation such a long...

brissney

I can feel it in my waters

I said this to a friend recently and she laughed and said I had got it mixed up with 'feel it in my bones' but I have definately heard my mum and grandma say it. Is it just my family?

pixiepie

surprises

my hubby has just told me he doesnt like black forest gateau. This is despite having a massive slice after his tea and eating it at other places. Feel like i dont know him anymore lol. Has your other...

4getmenot

You light up another cigarette and I pour the wine...

have any smokers been in the pub yet since the ban, how did they find it? Was there a suitable place for you to smoke?

tamirra

thrush

Hi my daughter is 16 weeks pregnant and has reocurrent bouts of very bad thrush, she has an out break at the moment, is it ok for her to swim in the local swim bath. thanks

pigeon toes

who pushed clare? Hollyoaks.

Who pushed Clare? and does she die?

Goodsoulette

I really need some help....

Im at wits end. It makes me cry and feel like a right crap mum. I am losing all bond with my toddler. Hes nearly two and he drives me round the bend. I cant wait for him to go to bed. Hes slowly...

timwoowoo

your you're to too grrrrrrrrr!

why do so few people, lots around AB, seem not too know the difference between your and you're? is it to much trouble too learn in the first place? You're answers are welcome. (please don't pick me up...

Cheekystar

giving cats tablets

Whats the best way to give cats tablets? Our 2 rescue cats are due their worming tablets and I wanted some tips!

Carol Anne

Car Advert

You know the one where the guy picks up the girl, presumably for the first date, and by the end of the journey they agree to marry and spend their lives together. Such a stupid idea, whats it supposed...

Ric.ror

Moon Cups

Has anyone used one of these? Comments please

Tweetybird28

Chlamydia Symptoms

Does anyone know what the symptoms are for chlamydia? I recently started seeing someone, and when we had sexual intercourse after the third time, I experienced really bad itching 'down there' . It...

paigeXD

stomach lines

i have these creases (or deep lines) on my stomach above and below my belly button, what are they and how do i get rid of them?

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