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A recent poll of UK Expats living in the EU showed that 100% of those surveyed feel that it is pointless, rude and demeaning to continue to attempt to interfere and comment upon current UK Politics....

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My mate David was a victim of ID theft. Now we just call him Dav....

Stargazer

Prince Harry's Book

It is selling for £14 despite its release date being next year at around.£45. The photo of him on the cover does not do him any favours - his eyes are too close together like his father's...

Khandro

Women Submariners

Is a submarine a sensible place for women? https://www.barrons.com/articles/uk-navy-probes-claims-of-sexual-harassment-on-submarines-01667039406...

ichkeria

When You Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Crazier

Combat mosquitoes https://news.yahoo.com/combat-mosquitoes-dirty-bomb-russian-151700522.html...

tonyav

Nighty Night Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11qdAkazLBs&ab_channel=skv90s...

Paigntonian

Us Elections

The Ruskies must be hissing themselves laughing. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63434960...

Bazile

Waiting For My Cupoa

I sent my girlfriend out to buy a pint of milk . It's been almost two weeks now, and she has not returned yet . I'm getting very worried now that the milk has gone off...

colin76

Begins Or Ends With The Sound Loo

21, connected with Alice Guide dogs for the blind Closing date 19th Nov 2022...

Ken4155

Saturday Punt - 29 Oct 2022

Today's ITV7 is an almost all NH affair, beginning with the 1.55 Wetherby and taking in two more from there, 3 from Ascot and a sole flat race from HQ.

jaffa19471

Joke

Booked a table for me and my missus last night. How Was I to know she couldn't play snooker.

Shaglene

Winter Time...........

The clocks go back this weekend. I'm setting mine to 1940 when this country had some guts........

joko

Name For Something People Do

What is it called when some people are there all day, every day, all year round, for the nitty gritty, etc - then others swoop in, a couple of times a year, throw cash about, act extravagant, treat...

Chipchopper

You Do The Math's

A teacher asked her class of seven-year-olds: "If I had 6 apples in one hand and 4 in the other, other, how many apples would have"? Little Johnny Was first to raise his hand, and says"very big hands,...

1ozzy

Have The.

..chefs changed in 10 Downing Street? https://ibb.co/whbDGJ7...

Spicerack

Let Me Guess..... Strictly ?

You can always tell when something brilliant comes on the telly. AB is suddenly deserted....

Rondy

Half A Lettuce

A man in the North Wales supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. Dave the produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager....

maggiebee

Jerry Lee Lewis

Just heard that Jerry has died aged 87. The music will live on.

gulliver1

Lets Hit The Pensioners.

Richi Sunak's plan to abandon the "Triple lock" for state pensions should trigger an early General Election. Sunak has U turned on the Conservative pledge made by Liz Truss to keep the Triple Lock...

douglas9401

Petty In Pink?

It's political incorrectness gone mad. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-63426312...

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