ok we have the sycophant, the deadpan, the doom--and gloom, the opstreporous, the lambasting B00 and bobtheduck- so what type are you? I am the antagonist.
After watching a prog where a womans bum was described as pert, I asked Mr.P how he would describe mine. After a firtle about, he pondered for a second and said " plentiful " How marvellous to be so...
Hey guys any advice onw hat I can use to make a blind spot that I have sqeeuezed (I know I shouldnt squeeze!!) and its has just gotten bigger, redder and more swollen. any advice what i can use to...
I've been trying to post something on here which is basically just a list of funny complaints sent into the council. It's hilarious and i just thought i'd share it with other abers but it aint having...
Can anyone settle a dispute between me and mum? I've always peeled my bananas with the stem (or stalk) at the top. and just holding the banana in the middle. My mum however has always peeled from the...
The Oxford English Dictionary currently describes a McJob as "an unstimulating low-paid job with few prospects". Fast-food giant McDonald's has launched a petition to get the dictionary definition of...
What is the best way to eat beans on toast? I'm not talking about just grating some cheese on top or putting some worereceseteshire sauce on it. Woostestershire. Whatever.
I am reasonably good at the above, alas my children are not. Looking at A B random posts it seems the level of accuracy in spelling is poor, does it matter?
Mine is when I was 6, whilst at the seaside, I posed with my brother and sister for a photo with a small monkey dressed in a knitted suit. When I saw my Mum handing money over to the bloke and heard...
Is AB closed on Sundays? How come nobody posted a thread the whole day? Is it against all religions to post a question on an internet forum? Or was everyone just too hungover yesterday?
Hi does anyone know of any places you can buy yellow ribbons in support of Madeleine mcann? i have been asked to source some for our local cricket club to wear each game until hopefully she is found,...
If money was no object and you had to plan your fantasy wedding, who would you for: 1) Catrering 2) Live Music 3) Guest of Honour Mine would be 1) Keith Floyd 2) The Beach Boys 3) Baroness Thatcher