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Spartypuss

Breaking News...

Snowflakes have complained about Ant & Dec wasting porridge in a skit.   Viewers are enraged and have threatened to report them to Ofcom.   Well, who reports these angry viewers when they waste food... ...
18:59 Tue 26th Mar 20244 answers, last by jourdain2 22:07 Tue 26th Mar 2024
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ToraToraTora

Is There No Limit To Human Stupidity.....?

Just watching traffic cops, they nicked a guy driving just 4 days before his driving ban ends!
20:11 Tue 26th Mar 202415 answers, last by umeko 19:17 Fri 26th Apr 2024
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sandyRoe

Kate Has Cancer

The Princess of Wales is being treated for cancer. A report on BBC radio news.
19:02 Fri 22nd Mar 202466 answers, last by retrocop 23:32 Sat 23rd Mar 2024
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Cindy1302

Do You Think I Should Feel Some Guilt For Voting Democrat?

I live in the US. I voted for the first time in 2020. I voted for biden pretty much because he took covid seriously, while trump downplayed it, and cause 500,000 Americans to die. I was watching a... ...
00:44 Fri 22nd Mar 202412 answers, last by Untitled 09:32 Tue 02nd Apr 2024
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ToraToraTora

Would Not Have Been My Choice.....

https://news.sky.com/story/aaron-taylor-johnson-chosen-as-next-james-bond-reports-say-13097868 ....but it's at least a white English bloke. ...
10:45 Tue 19th Mar 202461 answers, last by david small 20:59 Tue 19th Mar 2024
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Smowball

What’s Happened To Ab Lately? Is It Just Me??

I used to log on here 1st thing every single morning, join the GMEB thread - which often would go on for ages when everyone joined in, then throughout the day I would constantly log in and read/... ...
12:50 Thu 14th Mar 2024114 answers, last by Peter Pedant 20:12 Fri 15th Mar 2024
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barry1010

Well I Never Knew That!

Country with most time zones? I wrongly said Russia. Did you know without googling?
08:14 Thu 14th Mar 202439 answers, last by Toorak 21:26 Thu 14th Mar 2024
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JinnyJoan

Brushed Cotton Bed Sheets

Do you think they shrink either in the wash or tumble dryer.  
15:42 Sat 09th Mar 20249 answers, last by Old_Geezer 01:23 Sun 10th Mar 2024
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Rosetta

My Beloved Son 2

My beloved son died 27th January this year. We had his funeral yesterday. He was only 43yrs of and his death was sudden and  unexpected. The cause of death was not ascertained. The service was... ...
08:49 Thu 07th Mar 202432 answers, last by Rosetta 18:27 Wed 13th Mar 2024
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grumpy01

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Is Jeremy Clarkson kidding when he says he has no idea who Mark Drakeford is.He was asked this tonight for the ask the host lifeline.
00:10 Mon 04th Mar 202428 answers, last by Ellipsis 19:08 Mon 04th Mar 2024
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ToraToraTora

Limitless Win...they Walk Among Us.....

Q: The battle of Waterloo, which was the final defeat of Napoleon, was fought in what year? A:1066! 🤣
19:50 Sun 03rd Mar 202424 answers, last by Hazlinny 22:42 Sun 03rd Mar 2024
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barry1010

Is There A Word You Can't Say Properly?

Mine is lure.  When I say it, it sounds really ugly and rhymes with 'sewer'.  Allure is even worse.
17:34 Sun 03rd Mar 202468 answers, last by barry1010 10:57 Wed 10th Apr 2024
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Redhelen72

I Passed!!

The course that I was studying - 400 hours of study in 3 months! I am now an accredited counter fraud specialist! I am feeling rather proud of this old girl!  
13:22 Fri 01st Mar 202444 answers, last by jno 21:24 Fri 01st Mar 2024
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TwoShortPlanks

Pineapple

Any tips on the best way to ripen a pineapple?  (Yes, I know I can google it, but I need to ask 10 more questions to get an avatar. Expect more highbrow questions from me...) 
18:09 Wed 28th Feb 202411 answers, last by Vagus 11:16 Fri 01st Mar 2024
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sunny-dave

Yoof Speak

Aldi Stores UK today : "At what point in the year is it acceptable to eat a whole pack of Hot Crossy Bs for brekkie?" According to Adam Sharp (a lexigographer I follow on Twitter) this is the... ...
15:36 Tue 27th Feb 202425 answers, last by fraser 21:54 Tue 27th Feb 2024
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barry1010

Problem With Duckduckgo Browser

My wife uses DDG on her PC and is keen to stick with it but she plays a FB game now and again and there is an icon to make the game full screen, which she needs. Since yesterday, clicking the full... ...
08:35 Mon 26th Feb 20244 answers, last by barry1010 17:18 Mon 26th Feb 2024
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Countrylover

Housework

Be honest.  How many of you dust? I have a cleaner now, but admit I hardly ever dusted.   In fact I hardly ever did much housework but did the jobs that involved hygiene.   Animals, a house with... ...
18:41 Sun 18th Feb 202440 answers, last by rowanwitch 09:34 Tue 20th Feb 2024
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Redhelen72

Say Hello Too….

Isla https://postimg.cc/jwt6cxhN ...
16:42 Sun 18th Feb 202436 answers, last by pastafreak 19:29 Mon 19th Feb 2024
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barry1010

What Phrases Make You Want To Scream?

Or punch the speaker on the nose?  My current rage trigger is 'give back'.  I am doing this (voluntary work, joined the police/fire service/became a councillor....) because I want to give... ...
17:22 Fri 16th Feb 202498 answers, last by ToraToraTora 16:11 Sun 18th Feb 2024
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honeybun35

Did He Really Need My Address?

My lover asked me how long it would take for me to get to where he is staying . I told him it would be 30 min according to gps. He said what's your address so I can see. 
02:16 Fri 16th Feb 202410 answers, last by smurfchops 18:53 Fri 16th Feb 2024

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