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In The Bathroom!

A couple were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties, and ravaged...
17:17 Wed 01st Nov 20178 answers, last by Shaglene 13:28 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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At A Disco!

Husband takes his wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king –moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. The wife turns to her husband and sighs: "You see that...
06:50 Wed 01st Nov 20174 answers, last by Arksided 12:48 Wed 01st Nov 2017
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An Englishman, An Irishman And A Scotsman

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to...
14:18 Tue 31st Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 15:28 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Mad Mary!

Mad Mary was whizzing around the mental hospital in her wheelchair when she was stopped by Crazy Carl. “Licence please,” he said, Mary sped off round the corner and bumped into Looney Leon....
11:48 Tue 31st Oct 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 15:40 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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The Doctor!

A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor...
11:02 Tue 31st Oct 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 15:46 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Two Eggs!

Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says, "I've got a huge crack." The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not *** hard yet."...
10:58 Tue 31st Oct 201710 answers, last by marval 16:18 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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A Skunk!

A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car. "We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?" she asks....
06:43 Tue 31st Oct 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:50 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Halloween!

I bought my wife some crotchless knickers for Halloween, nothing sexual, just to give her a better grip on her broomstick.
19:30 Mon 30th Oct 201711 answers, last by Togo 11:25 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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New Sat Nav

I’ve bought a new sat nav, it’s really a good one . Yesterday I drove past a Zoo and it said bear left....
06:41 Mon 30th Oct 201710 answers, last by albaqwerty 11:55 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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I Met A Dutch Man!

I met a Dutchman yesterday with sat-nav shoes. He never ever gets lost. Clever clogs...
06:33 Mon 30th Oct 201712 answers, last by Hopkirk 09:46 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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On Safari!

I was recently on safari in the Serengeti and witnessed two male lions having sex . I thought blimey, have they got no pride?...
06:31 Mon 30th Oct 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 12:10 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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2 Seats At The Theatre

As I'm big and tall I treated myself to two seats at the theatre to have more room! When i got there i handed the usher two tickets. The usher asked, "Where's the other party?" I said "Well, you see...
15:30 Sat 28th Oct 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 11:51 Sun 29th Oct 2017
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Becoming A Priest!

Paddy wants to become a priest, so he goes to see the Bishop who tells him,   "First, you must answer three questions about the Bible."      Question one, "Who was born in a stable?" "Red Rum,"...
14:18 Sat 28th Oct 20178 answers, last by marval 21:06 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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Playing Rugby!

I gave up playing rugby at school i got very despondent All the teacher kept saying was "nice try"...
09:35 Sat 28th Oct 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 11:15 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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I Was In London

As i was in London i thought i'd visit soho i went into a sex shop . I was really shocked to find out how much all my wife's vibrators cost! She's been sitting on a small fortune!...
17:06 Fri 27th Oct 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 11:59 Sun 29th Oct 2017
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Full House!

Why are Aog's threads always like a one sided game of poker? Because there's always a full house against him....
10:58 Fri 27th Oct 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 13:48 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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The Wife!

My wife asked me, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" I looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"...
05:26 Fri 27th Oct 201720 answers, last by Voltage 12:05 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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The New Priest

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of...
17:22 Thu 26th Oct 20175 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:39 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Persian Rugs.

A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs. Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very...
15:21 Thu 26th Oct 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 17:10 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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My Electric Bill

I opened my electric bill at the same time I opened my water bill. Needless to say, I was shocked!...
11:26 Thu 26th Oct 201711 answers, last by Bazile 17:14 Thu 26th Oct 2017

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