Just seen my neighbour slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
i asked him if he was ok ...He said he’ll be fine, he’s just going through a rough patch....
In a recent thread in Editor's Blog, which unfortunately as now been closed, I was unjustly criticised for the following text: How do you know that, are you coming out of the closet at last? Which was...
I was up before a four foot six inch judge last week. I thought to myself, “Little things are sent to try us.” I am making a fortune in my job as a door-to-door salesman of “NO DOOR-TO-DOOR...
I’m not sure whether the term ‘axed’ is appropriate - like the removal of a British institution should be treated like a reality TV programme on Channel Five:...
In my time on here I have been called a moaner a winger a cry baby a bigot and accused of playing the age card to all I plead guilty,I am not proud of many of the things I have said on here but my...
I asked the waiter for a rare steak.
When it arrived I said “I asked for rare, this is well done!”
“Thank you” he replied “The chef usually overcooks them.”...
LOL.. It is only 1015 UK time on what i gather is a sunny Bank Holiday in the UK and already we have had a member banned, a thread removed and now another post in E-cig 12% in Body and Soul. Is it...
scorchio here... trailed into B AND Q to get plants for baskets..none in..all sold yesterday..so got compost and potting on some big Mexican Palms.... hopefully I will not drop with heat...
You will have to use your imagination to see the picture..... I was digging up a huge grass plant...round and round with the spade then testing to see if it's free yet...... I was standing astride the...
I've just received a text message on my phone purporting to be from TSB. I have deleted it but it went something like this : 'We have identified recent unusual activity on your account, please contact...
