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spathiphyllum

Ripped Jeans

Are they acceptable, or bad taste?...
15:15 Thu 17th May 201838 answers, last by anotheoldgit 11:52 Sat 19th May 2018
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mands75

Parking Fine

I have received a parking fine from Paid Parking Company for Asda supermarket car parking which went just over the allowed time. I’ve read lots of things that say I shouldn’t pay as it’s a private fine...
17:35 Thu 17th May 20189 answers, last by Hopkirk 09:39 Sun 20th May 2018
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spathiphyllum

Best Of The Bangers

Any old songs that at the time got the appreciation they deserved, but now, have fallen out of the limelight? Not sure how recognised this was at the time... But i'm quite enjoying it. Any others?...
14:43 Thu 17th May 201838 answers, last by Patsy33 17:13 Thu 17th May 2018
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Khandro

Is Answerbank In Decline?

Are we (as a site) becoming dull, trivial and boring?
22:33 Wed 16th May 2018158 answers, last by andy-hughes 16:25 Fri 18th May 2018
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spathiphyllum

Chatting Crisps

So walkers crisps are celebrating the decades.. I was getting a morning meal deal from the local COOP on my way to survey a raised bed. I selected the breakfast sarnie, and a Naked smoothie (simply...
12:24 Thu 17th May 201828 answers, last by spathiphyllum 14:02 Wed 23rd May 2018
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redman41

Who Was Your Greatest Cowboy Hero ?

Was it John Wayne, Glenn Ford, Alan Ladd, Gary Cooper, Richard Widmark, or anyone else.John Wayne was always John Wayne, no matter which Film he starred in...lol..lol 'True Grit' springs to mind,...
11:34 Wed 16th May 201866 answers, last by BAKERS DOZEN 08:17 Fri 18th May 2018
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B00

Laurel Or Yanny?

This is doing the rounds on Facebook, do you hear Laurel or Yanny? I hear.Laurel but apparently this could be because i'm old, the younger generation seem to hear yanny. Mini Boo's gone to school so I...
08:11 Thu 17th May 201811 answers, last by Old_Geezer 20:33 Thu 17th May 2018
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gollob

About 4 In A Bed

Do normal people when they go away looking for dust behind the radiator or on the light fittings. Then look down the plughole in the shower. Even shelves too big or wardrobes too small. Then mark...
17:31 Wed 16th May 201811 answers, last by mjru 22:49 Mon 21st May 2018
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piggynose

Pope Doesnt Want Real Madrid To Win The Cjsmpiond Lesgue

1978..liverpool champions..pope died 2005 liverpool champs..pope died 2018?...
18:36 Wed 16th May 20189 answers, last by Jackdaw33 19:17 Wed 16th May 2018
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Sqad

The Chase.

OMG...imagine being married to THAT woman....wittering and giggling after every sentence. Poor husband of 34 years.....34 YEARS!...
17:58 Wed 16th May 201811 answers, last by Georgiesmum 23:37 Wed 16th May 2018
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nailit

Im Having A Nervous Breakdown

and its only 9:20 am..........
09:19 Wed 16th May 201854 answers, last by Tilly2 17:35 Wed 16th May 2018
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Voltage

I Helped!

I helped my suicidal friend by throwing him in front of a train. He was chuffed to bits....
19:53 Tue 15th May 201812 answers, last by Voltage 09:19 Wed 16th May 2018
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marval

Bbc News

BBC News An Elvis convention was abandoned after a small earthquake injured several impersonators. Witnesses were said to be ‘all shook up’....
18:37 Tue 15th May 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 19:39 Tue 15th May 2018
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sunny-dave

I Feel Like Chicken Tonight ...

... and may start clucking - possibly because it's on the menu for the third time in 24hrs - it was a big buxom bird. To be fair, its third appearance is only as a sideshow in a 'bits' meal - some...
17:54 Tue 15th May 201815 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:05 Tue 15th May 2018
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Voltage

A Note On The Fridge!

My wife left a note on the fridge, "It's not working. I can't take it anymore, I'm going to my mums house!" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold. What is she talking about?...
15:35 Tue 15th May 201812 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:43 Tue 15th May 2018
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Patsy33

Whatever Next!

Apparently, there's a new book out for horses! '50 Shades of Hay' It promises to be a night of unbridled passion......
13:06 Tue 15th May 201816 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:01 Tue 15th May 2018
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jennyjoan

Good Luck

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5726289/Meghan-Markles-half-sister-takes-blame-fathers-staged-paparazzi-photos.html if they (relatives) got money - good for them, they might not have got an...
16:27 Mon 14th May 201820 answers, last by hereIam 17:28 Tue 15th May 2018
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Voltage

Two Men !

Two men dressed in armour walk into a hotel and walk up to the receptionist. One asks 'A room for two knights please...
19:20 Mon 14th May 201819 answers, last by spathiphyllum 13:27 Tue 15th May 2018
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Gizmonster

My Missus Left Me Earlier ......

..... because of my fetish for fondling pasta. . . . . . . I'm feeling cannelloni right now .........
16:47 Mon 14th May 201816 answers, last by Bazile 14:33 Tue 15th May 2018
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Shaglene

The Business Deal.............

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it...
13:58 Mon 14th May 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 17:28 Mon 14th May 2018

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