How awful was her presentation f the BAFTA TV Awards last night? When she pressed Mel Giedroyc’s face into her chest, British television reached an all-time low. Did anyone on here find her funny?...
At the park, walking the doggo
Stranger: Your dog is unusual looking
Me: Yeah, he's interbred...
Duck: (Waddles up) I'll tell you who else is into bread...
Following on from the fuss on Twitter about the costume worn by the Eurovision winner - what are people's views on the concept of 'cultural appropriation? Is it a genuine cause for concern, or simply...
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my...
We're having meatball chilli with triple cooked fat chips in dripping. I'm fasting all day, as I do on alternate days now, so it's not all that sinful.
What's cooking at yours today?...
The Twitter Mafiosi have decided last night's Eurovision winner was guilty of culturally appropriating the dress of Japan. They are up in arms, to say the least......
I love playing ‘telekinetic snooker’. But you’ve got to be in the right frame of mind for it. I brush after every meal, and my dentist says my hair looks lovely. I purchased a new car the other...
Hi all, I've been to the shops to buy some blank discs so I can copy some films I've downloaded to them. I bought some with a label of CD-R 80, which hold 700mb (or 80 mins). I've written several of...
Saturday. Rain through the night. Stopped now though, looking at the skyline it's going to be nice enough ti take my friend to the farmers market this morning. Therefore I will be away at 0730ish. If...
A young man was enjoying himself in the company of a lady of the night when he suddenly said "Your bum is covered in pimples" and she replied "They aren't pimples that's the price list in Braille"...
