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Chipchopper
I opened mars bar recently. Discovered that martians, just love gin and tonic....
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Baldric
Mrs B wants to do a DNA Test to get some idea of Family background, Country of origin etc. She knows there is a Huguenot connection there and wants to see what else comes up. I, like a Mug, have been...
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ethandron
What about you?...
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rockyracoon
Tilly. Who do you think it is?
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Baldric
. . in Herne Bay, blue sky, brilliant sunshine atm with a bit of a breeze, cold but nice. Have just convinced Mrs B she really needs to get out more so we're off to the Country Park for a stroll with...
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Caran
Today they had whole legs of lamb at £4 per kilo. And very large ducks for £5. I bought a leg of lamb. OH sawed it in half and ill get at least two meals of each half. Bargain! Sadly no room in the...
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Patsy33
My mate is flogging Welsh DVD's. Anyone want any? He's got: Nine and a Half Leeks Trefforest Gump The Lost Boyos Dai Hard Sheepless in Seattle Dai's of Thunder The Magic Rhonddabout Independence Dai...
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ferlew
Who watched it? I thought it was bl*ddy brilliant....
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henry1938
mum with 2 sons put upa sign on bedroom door check out time is 18 years...
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dave50
Some say that poverty should be eradicated especially amongst children, which follows that the parents of said children should also be lifted out of poverty. So that means that everyone, whoever they...
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seekeerz
Headline says it all ......
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Patsy33
There are three stages of sex after marriage: 1. Tri-weekly. 2. Try weekly. 3. Try weakly....
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EDDIE51
Just heard an advert on the local radio to 'Get a new staircase fitted ' for Christmas! Any more candidates for the most inappropriate Christmas purchase ?...
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Patsy33
I live in an airport but when the security guard comes at night Heathrows me out.
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lankeela
I am amazed that there have not been complaints about this - I find it very disturbing and can imagine some children being very upset about it. I know its a serious problem but I really don't think...
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Chipchopper
Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks". Mom: "Do I look like I'm made of money?". Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M. stands for ?"...
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marval
I was arrested for pinching protons, neutrons & electrons. I'm still not quite sure what the charge is....
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Georgiesmum
Has anyone received their letter yet about their Winter Fuel Allowance this year?...
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twix123
You do realise that The first assassination attempt will be funny as ranks of secret servicemen in unison shout: "Donald Duck"....
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tamborine
The fight of the titans....cmon Andy

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