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Temptation

When he was growing up little Johnny's father said "Never open the septic tank cover, its extremely dangerous, and you won't like what you see". But one day temptation got the better of Johnny and he...

MyBlackHen

Heck

We have to watch Welsh Eyebrows again.

Jemisa

Canadian Joke...

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the "worlds best beer" a Corona The...

factor-fiction

So Ferguson Has Resigned.

No question- just passing it on

sherrardk

The Apprentice

Anyone watching? I've just started watching but I am having trouble even looking at one of the male competitors. He looks like his face has been moulded (badly), his eyebrows are strange and he...

tonzer55

Private Eye

Maybe John Lennon's manner with drink (7) A?????T Prickteaser Monica delivers lecture (6) S???O? Fancy nude Republican with - lord! - disgusting nether regions?(10) U?D?R???L?

Tilly2

Have You Caught My Cold?

How long does it take for a cold to germinate? One of my colleagues at work accused me of giving her my cold. I worked with her on Tuesday, Wed. and Thurs. and her cold started on the following...

birdie1971

Five Year Old Shoots Dead His Two Year Old Sister...

A five year old boy in the USA who was given a firearm (marketed as 'my first rifle') and live ammunition as a birthday present accidentally shoots and kills his two year old sister:...

anotheoldgit

Was This Headmaster Racist?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2318498/Headteacher-Tim-Luckcock-faces-calls-resign-Facebook-picture-shows-turban-caption-Nearly-gone-native-Leicester.html Is this an example of what I posted...

cupid04

What Have Yo Done Daft Today.

I answered the door today to a labour candidate. Coming back through the hall I happened to glance in the mirror and I had a big biro mark across my forehead.No wonder she kept on smiling at me, I...

bobtheturkey

I Might Log On Later

And i am unlikely to leave ab for ever How old is your rolling pin and where did you buy it?...

zebo

Bill Roache Arrested

Bill Roache has apparently been arrested on a sex claim about an incident in 1967 when he's supposed to have raped a 15 year old girl!

anotheoldgit

Queen Beatrix Of The Netherlands To Abdicate.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22348160...

lankeela

Are There Any Programmes You Watch Again And Again?

I have followed the series Suits and watch it through, then watch it again the next hour and if I can again later in the week. There are several times you miss an aside or a nuance in the first...

Gavmacp

Broadchurch

I did not watch it but my mother would like to know why he (meaning the guilty person) took the boy out in the boat then brought him back?? I do hope this makes sense!!...

excelsior-1

I Tried....

..to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers, but I Kant...

sp1814

Broadchurch - Place Yer Bets

For all those who, like me and my partner, have laboured through the last seven weeks of Broadchurch... Who do you think the killer is? Next week is the last episode, and my money is on the police...

Iluvspikey

What's For Dinner Tonight?

We're having BBQ chicken pieces in sauce with smoked bacon and cheese hunters chicken i think it's called, mushrooms, onion rings, salad and jacket potatoes. Sticky toffee pud with caramel sauce for...

Sqad

The Sally Bercow Farce.

i am always amazes that they have stopped a widespread past practice of interviewing wives when the husband is applying for a prestigious post. To me, the wife of the Speaker of the House of Commons,...

EvianBaby

Is This Bad Parenting?

I've just seen this on facebook; "School started 5 mins ago and kids are still sparko in bed lol. ..not going to wake them they have had such a busy week" This bothers me (not that it should as the...

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