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I used to work in a Russian napkin factory. I was part of the serviette union.
Against all advice I have started my own company.
‘Dave’s rubbish removals’.
A removal company, but we’re not very good at it. ___ I went to the hairdressers and said I wanted my haircut like Tom... ...
‘Dave’s rubbish removals’.
A removal company, but we’re not very good at it. ___ I went to the hairdressers and said I wanted my haircut like Tom... ...
What a sad day the first woman to ever have a Swiss breakfast has died. She was dragged under by a strong currant
What a sad day the first woman to ever have an English breakfast has died
R I P Megan Bacon
R I P Megan Bacon
Did you know it takes 3 sheep to make 1 jumper. That's amazing I didn't know they could knit!
I would put a tenner on the Dalai Lama, if I was a Tibetan man...
I tried to walk like an Egyptian, and now, I need to see a Cairo practor!
This little woman was only 3ft 6 ins tall. She goes to the doctors and says to him “Doctor, this is a bit embarrassing but I keep getting a sore fa**y.”
“When does this happen?” asks the doctor....
“When does this happen?” asks the doctor....
Gone to Specsavers https:/
Gone to specsavers https:/
Gone to Specsavers https:/
There were these three sisters, Anne, Jan and Fanny. Anne and Jan went on a double date and their date said: "Wow, you both have really big feet."
Anne said: "You shoukld see our Fanny's...they're... ...
Anne said: "You shoukld see our Fanny's...they're... ...
Megalomaniac And Gaga Also
A woman walks into a very crowded bar, and raising her arm to expose a hairy arm pit, she shouts 'Whose going to buy a lady a drink'. Everybody walked away and turned their heads. A drunk at the end... ...
Police department I'd prefer to work for https:/
A rich Arab's son said that he would like a train set, so dad went out and bought him Liverpool Street Station, Birmingham New Street Station and Liverpool's Lime Street Station. A little while... ...
A tortoise got jumped by six snails and beat him up really bad. When the police arrived they asked the tortoise if he... ...
Awful weather conditions today. I've just visited my 80 years old neighbour to ask her if she needed anything from the shops.
Turns out that she does, so I've given her my list as well. No point in... ...
Turns out that she does, so I've given her my list as well. No point in... ...
I've just bought a moblie phone from a Vicar.. It's pray as you go.
A woman asked the local baker to make a birthday cake and said that she wanted to have iced on the top I Suck C***ks. The baker wasn't too sure but decided to carry out the wishes of the... ...
