Against all advice I have started my own company. ‘Dave’s rubbish removals’. A removal company, but we’re not very good at it. ___ I went to the hairdressers and said I wanted my haircut like Tom... ...
This little woman was only 3ft 6 ins tall. She goes to the doctors and says to him “Doctor, this is a bit embarrassing but I keep getting a sore fa**y.” “When does this happen?” asks the doctor....
There were these three sisters, Anne, Jan and Fanny. Anne and Jan went on a double date and their date said: "Wow, you both have really big feet." Anne said: "You shoukld see our Fanny's...they're... ...
A woman walks into a very crowded bar, and raising her arm to expose a hairy arm pit, she shouts 'Whose going to buy a lady a drink'. Everybody walked away and turned their heads. A drunk at the end... ...
A rich Arab's son said that he would like a train set, so dad went out and bought him Liverpool Street Station, Birmingham New Street Station and Liverpool's Lime Street Station. A little while... ...
Awful weather conditions today. I've just visited my 80 years old neighbour to ask her if she needed anything from the shops. Turns out that she does, so I've given her my list as well. No point in... ...