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Facebook post: If you are going to be alone this Christmas Day, with no visitors, please get in touch. I need to borrow your chairs. 😃
We was so poor as kids my dad went round and closed all the doors on christmas eve just so we could have something to open on christmas morning..
Got some laxatives from the local chemist,
I'm now one of their more regular customers. ___ There is a website for women drivers, it keeps on crashing though. ___ ME: "I saw this couple making love on... ...
I'm now one of their more regular customers. ___ There is a website for women drivers, it keeps on crashing though. ___ ME: "I saw this couple making love on... ...
If anyone has got any advice on how I can stop my kitchen windows steaming up then please pop round. My kettle is always on.
My mate wants to start breeding dogs and asked for my help so I gave him a few pointers.
Did you know that Phil Spector had a brother called Crispin?
He worked in Quality Control at Golden Wonder, apparently.
He worked in Quality Control at Golden Wonder, apparently.
Man seriously injured by reversing car. Police are asking the driver to come forward
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.. I want a man who can take my breath away. So I let rip my best fart ever. Now she won't talk to me. Guess I've discovered how to stop someone nagging,,
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the... ...
At our local chippy, they still use old newspaper to wrap up their fish and chips.
Yesterday I got a plaice in the sun.
Yesterday I got a plaice in the sun.
We always hear about David and Ed Milliband, but nobody ever talks about their equally famous elder brother Glen, whose flight disapeared over the Channel. ___ What part of the human body is called... ...
How did Mary and Joseph get their groceries delivered? On a Lidl donkey…
My 8 year old grandson just came running down the stairs shouting at the top of his voice,"Grandaaaaad,Grandaaaad,don't get me a bike for Christmas." I said,"Why ?" He said,"I just found one... ...
I just tried to call Boots and complain that I couldnt find toothpaste. I couldn't get signal..
I have formed an Xmas choir. All welcome. So far it's just Dean,Don,Mary, Lee and I.
I had to laugh at the cover picture of Private Eye - a picture of HRH Princess Anne pinning a medal (MBE) on Gregg Wallace - and his speech bubble is saying,"Another woman of a certain age trying... ...
Anyone know where the Tesco staff Christmas party is this year…
I’ve been using the self-checkout all year so figured I’d go along 🎄
I’ve been using the self-checkout all year so figured I’d go along 🎄
I bought a book on how to re-wire my house.
I was shocked when I realised it was written by amateurs. ___ Managing your weight around the Christmas and New Year break just requires a little planning....
I was shocked when I realised it was written by amateurs. ___ Managing your weight around the Christmas and New Year break just requires a little planning....
I thought a pyramid would look nice in my over-large garden so I asked a local builder if he knew how to construct one. He replied,"Yes, up to a point"
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