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My mate came from a broken home, his dad was a shocker at DIY.
How do you invite a dinosaur to have a snack with you? You say, "Tea, Rex?"
Went to see a UB40 tribute band last night called WD40. They were a bit rusty to start off with.
I was up in the attic yesterday and found a 1977 Christmas edition of the Radio Times.
Or as it is now known...the sex offenders list! ___ I went to the doctor and told him that every time I see a... ...
Or as it is now known...the sex offenders list! ___ I went to the doctor and told him that every time I see a... ...
I tried for years to earn a living producing religious paintings but it wasn't until I painted Moses that I made a prophet.
https://streamable.com/rzs8g7 Haha... 😄 ...
The man that invented the measuring Jug has died. Tributes are Pouring in.
Went out to dinner last night,The waiter comes over to our table and says," For starters we have Badger Soup,followed by Badger Roast and finishing with Badger Mousse" I said," Is there anything... ...
Scientists have realised that trees have a way of communicating with each other. It’s called What Sap.
Scientists have discovered how to weigh a rainbow. Apparently it's pretty light.
...know that Karl Marx's sister was called Onya?
I made a pair of trousers out of spider web silk.
The only problem is, the flies keeping getting stuck. ___ Called the vets this morning...
Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet... ...
The only problem is, the flies keeping getting stuck. ___ Called the vets this morning...
Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet... ...
I remember last year like it was yesterday!
I went to the doctors the other day dressed in nothing but clingfilm. I said, "Doc I think I’m going crazy." He said, "I agree. I can clearly see your nuts."
Just pulled up next to a car at the lights. The driver had the windows down and the radio on as loud as possible, all you could hear was, "Our House...in the middle of our street" Honestly, it was... ...
I was given a coffee grinder in the shape of a Womble. The problem is the beans are either underground or overground,.
Q. Your name please. A. Abdul Jakul. Q. Sex ? A. Twice a week. Q. I mean male or female. A. It doesn't matter.
I couldn’t get my phone to work in my hotel room the other night, so I went downstairs.
They have reception there. ___ I decided this morning I was going to throw out all my socks ....
but then I got... ...
They have reception there. ___ I decided this morning I was going to throw out all my socks ....
but then I got... ...
Twelve Days of Turkey On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me “I’m glad we bought a fresh turkey and a proper Christmas tree.” On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be... ...
Fiancée: You're not committed to our relationship Fiancé: Yes I am Fiancée: No you're not, don't you know the symptoms ? Fiancé: I can't say I do Fiancée: That's one of... ...