Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Please gather round as her Ladyship must be delayed somewhat.

[DaisyNonna]

What colour/s would you like? Anything but pink.

[ladyalex]

Let us be clear about this raffle. I have won the brylcreem and the cotton wool balls.
Tony has won nothing.

Kate may have won the condoms, as may Toffy.
Some members may be colour blind.

[TonyV]

sorry Lady - thought my glasses where tinted

[ladyalex]

A pink balaclava would be silly, Daisy.
Can I have a sky blue one , please ?

[DaisyNonna]

Certainly. With pop box coloured stripes?

[ladyalex]

I will rely on your judgement, daisy.
Nonna knows best

[slinky.kate]

lady alex you always take the best prizes just because its your house,but i DEMAND my brylcreme or a union meeting,everyone sneaks up to you but i aint scared of you,so what are you gonna do,'bar me????

[Mamyalynne]

We have rioting over the ruffle, what a kerfuffle, calm down do.

Have warm pork pies for all.

[The-Toff-]

Kate you can have the condoms, my love life is in ruins.

[ladyalex]

I resemble those remarks, kate .

It's not my fault if you cannot distinguish between pink and lilac.

[ladyalex]

I could murder a pork pie. Mamya, you are a gem.

(Note the phraseology, kate...)

[TonyV]

slinky - have you got condoms - but missing brylcream?

[slinky.kate]

i dont really want the bloody condoms,i wanted the brylcream for my wee 24 year old to wear to the night club so it will make him look older,i mean alex,your man must be 85 at least,do you want him to look older,how embarrassing to be seen with him looking all old and wrinkly

[DaisyNonna]

Warm pork pies? Did not realise I was in Yorkshire.
Pork pies should be served at room temperature with Branston pickle.

[ladyalex]

How very dare you

Lordalex is a fine figure of a man . Scarcely a wrinkle anywhere as Mamya will confirm.

A little dab of brylcreem on your hair gives it eh brylcreem bounce.
Do you want the bouncers to pick on your wee bairn ?

[slinky.kate]

hey tony you have the comiedoms,they will fit you(small) but your not coming near me with that thing.

[Mamyalynne]

I shall serve my hand made pork pies straight from the oven as is my wont, the new staff are somewhat quick to try to usurp seniority it appears'

There is Branston in the butlers pantry

[slinky.kate]

'brylcream bounce,i bet its not on his hair then,if he has any?

[TonyV]

anychance of a pickled onion as well?

[ladyalex]

AH...it is all coming clear now...Kate is delirious with her chest....there there , dear, you can have the brylcreem tomorrow.
Off to bed with you now and I'm sure all will feel better in the morning.

Mamya...have the sedatives on standby.