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Canary42
I had to laugh at the cover picture of Private Eye - a picture of HRH Princess Anne pinning a medal (MBE) on Gregg Wallace - and his speech bubble is saying,"Another woman of a certain age trying... ...
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Patsy33
Anyone know where the Tesco staff Christmas party is this year…
I’ve been using the self-checkout all year so figured I’d go along πŸŽ„
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Rondy
I bought a book on how to re-wire my house.
I was shocked when I realised it was written by amateurs. ___ Managing your weight around the Christmas and New Year break just requires a little planning....
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Canary42
I thought a pyramid would look nice in my over-large garden so I asked a local builder if he knew how to construct one. He replied,"Yes, up to a point"
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Patsy33
My son's swallowed his mobile phone doing some daft prank and it is stuck in his throat ... I'm gonna ring his neck..
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Canary42
My mate has quit his job at BMW.

He gave no indication he was leaving.
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Patsy33
I was raised by a pack of hyenas. Life was tough, food was scarce. But boy, did we laugh !
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Canary42
"I've just been given a pet termite, I've called him Clint"   "Why"   "Because he eats wood" 😁
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Patsy33
I lent a Roadworker £50 once, He has never '
Re Surfaced' 
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Patsy33
I've decided I identify as a supermarket I've felt like this since I was lidl
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Rondy
You have to feel sorry for Jonathan Ross, he's just spent two weeks in Powys, thinking that he'd booked for a fortnight in the French Capital City. ___ I'll tell you how good my Doctor is: He... ...
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1ozzy
.. for those that are ageing.  https://www.facebook.com/craigio27/videos/1922930751435895/ ...
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Patsy33
Went to my local health centre with suspected Lyme disease. The receptionist said, "The doctor will be with you in two ticks".
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Patsy33
Napoleon and his wife Josephine are buried next to each other - 
They're only a bone apart..
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1ozzy
I think of thatπŸ€” https://ibb.co/HnMWz99 ...
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Patsy33
R.I.P. My neighbour Dave who told his wife he was just popping out for some sewing thread  but spent the full day down the pub. 
Gone but not for cotton!.
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Patsy33
My family said they want to move to Wiltshire. I didnt want an argument so I decided to leave them to their own Devizes.....
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Patsy33
SEVERE WEATHER WARNING!!   The AA have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat and gloves), 24 hour supply... ...
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Patsy33
I saw this homeless guy living in a tyre. I done him a favour and punctured it... He's now living in a flat.
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gramps85
A husband abd wife are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on her wedding night, and said to... ...

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