Three men die and go to Heaven, they are surrounded by lovely golf courses, there are rivers and ducks everywhere Gold told them they are welcome to play golf but there is one rule: do not harm a... ...
My wife took the car to the mechanic and said, "I'm tired of this transvestite engine." The mechanic replied while laughing, "You mean transverse engine." She said, "No it keeps slipping into the... ...
Paddy and Finbar came out of the pub and stumbled up the road to the bus stop . They then realised they had missed the last bus . '' I know said Paddy - we will go down to the bus depot and... ...
Got some laxatives from the local chemist, I'm now one of their more regular customers. ___ There is a website for women drivers, it keeps on crashing though. ___ ME: "I saw this couple making love on... ...
.. I want a man who can take my breath away. So I let rip my best fart ever. Now she won't talk to me. Guess I've discovered how to stop someone nagging,,
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the... ...
We always hear about David and Ed Milliband, but nobody ever talks about their equally famous elder brother Glen, whose flight disapeared over the Channel. ___ What part of the human body is called... ...
My 8 year old grandson just came running down the stairs shouting at the top of his voice,"Grandaaaaad,Grandaaaad,don't get me a bike for Christmas." I said,"Why ?" He said,"I just found one... ...