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1ozzy
...exercise is good exercise  https://ibb.co/T92RwZx ...
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Rondy
I went to the annual Native American dance contest yesterday , unfortunately it was canceled because of the rain. ___ The U.S. has announced it will be launching a space ship to apologise to the... ...
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zabado
1st Prisoner."do you want to buy a ticket for the warders ball" ?. 2nd Prisoner. " Nah thanks I can't dance" 1st Prisoner.  " It's not a dance , it's a raffle... ...
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Canary42
.... sometimes I need expert advice 😀
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Canary42
This has probably appeared before, but having just encountered it on FB, I can't resist reposting it here.   I witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the seafront at Southsea today. A man and a... ...
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Patsy33
Just seen a Dire Straits restaurant advertising, Muffins for nothing, Chips for free.
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Rondy
I went to the doctor today because I was depressed over finishing crosswords too quickly
He told me not to get 2 down. ___ Bono rang me the other day to wish me a happy New Year!
I said thanks, same... ...
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Patsy33
My partner is leaving me, because of my obsession with horse racing. She’s at the gate, and…. She’s off.
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Canary42
A man was working in the garden and his wife was about to take a shower He realised that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife. "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear and she shouted... ...
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Rondy
I take 8 tablets a day.
I find Security at Curry's is really useless. ___ I think Christmas should be in July when the shops aren't so busy. ___   I went to the doctors today.
He told me my sugar was too... ...
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Patsy33
My partner said he's leaving me because of my obsession with astronomy.... What planet is he on!?
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Canary42
https://ibb.co/Xxst5nc           ...
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Patsy33
My mate came from a broken home, his dad was a shocker at DIY.
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bookbinder
How do you invite a dinosaur to have a snack with you? You say, "Tea, Rex?"  
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Patsy33
Went to see a UB40 tribute band last night called WD40. They were a bit rusty to start off with.
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Rondy
I was up in the attic yesterday and found a 1977 Christmas edition of the Radio Times.
Or as it is now known...the sex offenders list! ___ I went to the doctor and told him that every time I see a... ...
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Canary42
I tried for years to earn a living producing religious paintings but it wasn't until I painted Moses that I made a prophet.
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curlyfries81
https://streamable.com/rzs8g7   Haha... 😄  ...
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Patsy33
The man that invented the measuring Jug has died. Tributes are Pouring in.
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Rondy
Went out to dinner last night,The waiter comes over to our table and says," For starters we have Badger Soup,followed by Badger Roast and finishing with Badger Mousse" I said," Is there anything... ...

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