A man lost both his ears in an accident. However, the surgeon was able to perform a groundbreaking operation grafting two pigs ears in their place. A hospital spokesperson reported the operation was a...
I’ve just tried to open a jar of Frank Cooper’s marmalade and failed miserably. I’ve got a gadget that I’m usually successful with, but the edges of the lid slope so it can’t grip. I ran boiling water...
I walked into a car showroom last night and I said to the salesman, "My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in your shop window." He said, "We don't have a Volkswagen Golf in our...
I just wonder if any birds come into my garden like Maxie is always in with me but a few times - I did leave bread out (broke up) and sometimes cake. Both times not touched. Would they really be glad...
Monday. Got a hospital appointment today. Just routine. I hope! The upside is the hospital has a wonderful restaurant. Decent prices too. A friend is driving me there. And home...I hope! Just the...
Saturday. Misty and damp outside. I hope it improves before I have to go out. Some running around to do, so I'll be out a while, so could do with some tropical sunshine! :o} Some hopes! Just looked...
Thursday. A bit misty outside, so it's warm gear when I go out. Not a lot to do, just a wee bit of shoplifting. Then the joys of domesticity. Then idlitis. Good pan.
Have a happy day everyone....
I've finally got round to putting mine out int garden.
Within 15mins I had; blue, great, coal and long tailed tits and gold, green and chaffinches. Good start to the winter....
Monday. A wee bit lie in this morning. Most enjoyable. Mind you, I didn't get to sleep until about 0130. Gong down to the canal sometime today. Mainly to see what's going on. I'll by some things in...
Extension with sloping roof across the back of a standard semi . Trying to decide between - 1. A separate ceiling inside. ( cupboards all the way round to the top of ceiling ) 2. Sloping roof and...
Friday. The weekend beckons again. Has anyone got any plans for the weekend? I haven't, at the moment anyway. But the day is young. Not much to do today either, so it's feet up and watch the idiot...
Mrs Woodchopper is wanting a new kitchen - therefore the 6" tiles must come off the wall above the work tops which will then be painted. Now assuming the tiles will leave adhesive on the wall which is...
Tuesday. Not looked out yet, so no idea what's what. A busy day yesterday, so short on energy today. Still, The only thing on is meter readings, collect the paper, no shoplifting to do, one phone call...
