The four blackbirds that visit mine and my neighbors gardens are now, well into their breeding plumage. The two males have now reverted to black, with a now yellow bill, while the females have...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother. "I had a big fight with my classmate.” “He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my...
WARNING: The impact (or not) of this joke does depend on your answer to an earlier thread) v v v v v v v v v v v v v v Q: What's the fastest cake in the world ? A: Scone (To rhyme with S'gone)...
If you gave me a million pounds I couldn't tell you what was number one today but I can sing along to all the sixties hits! Even got up and danced round to some of them!
Feeling good ☺, yesterday morning at the Morrison's check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change she only had just under £50. I...
bought me a 'lovely' nylon dressing gown for Christmas. Trouble is, it's crackling with static electricity. Do you think if I take it back tomorrow, they'll replace it with another one free of charge?...
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days! What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson! Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were...
I see they had a couple of reindeer for sale at the garden cantre, all made out of woven vines. Thinking of putting them on my front lawn as a festive feature, so I checked the price tag but they were...
Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season. When you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are. You can still get gifts Faure good price, and not have to Handel large crowds. This...
A man sprints into a bar. Panting he says, "give me ten shots of your best whiskey." The barman lines up ten shot glasses on the bar and starts pouring. "Quick!" shouts the man. The barman hurriedly...
