johnlambert Member Profile in The AnswerBank

toilet paper

Why do women use considerably more than men? Without being offensive or vulgar, try to explain to me.

Why did my ex-girlfriend send me a picture of her pregnancy?

My girlfriend sent me a picture of her pregnancy test. Many times she intimately told me she wanted a baby. We had many problems, such as me being slightly forceful and a bit angry over minor things...

friskybunny

Memorials

How would you like to be remembered after you have died?

naz_nomad

David Bradley ...

Ex-squaddie Can I rest my case, Mr. minter?

nicnic

why do men do this?

I've recently been in a 2 year relationship with someone. It ended on Friday night when he emailed me simply to say 'I don't love you any more'. This was totally out of the blue because the previous...

nat_84

Just had my first baby scan! :o)

Just thought i'd inform you all that i just got back to work after having my first scan and oh my gosh it was AMAZING!!! After a few questions, she splatted the jelly over my belly and in seconds our...

dilf

ive just quit smoking

its been 10hrs 40mins since i had a fag[cigarette not an american ladyboy] i was wondering does anyone require all their teeth kicking in.

mgba_78

nhs direct

can you phone NHS direct for advice too? Thanks

nat_84

I nearly just passed out :o(

As some of you know i'm pregnant. I was on the train this morning (standing), which took FOREVER to pull in...even though it's one stop. As we finally approached Baker Street my ears became blocked, i...

johnlambert

Gooooood Morning UK!!

Hi happy monday, how is everyone this fine morning?

MustafaTickl

Our Queen

A very important celebration is imminent.

notfrom-oz

hello all!!

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you,...

joshieboyo

faces to names

i dont mean to offend but is there anyway of seeing pictures of people on here? in the profile perhaps, i dont want to appear thick but on some other chat places i have visited there have been...

naz_nomad

While we're in a musical mood ...

... what's you favourite line / lyric from any song?

fairkatrina

Biggest regret

What's yours???

GSD4ME

Weddings in British Infantry

I have read recently (in a quiz question) that " If a British infantry soldier has three stripes on his uniform on his wedding day what rank does he normally hold? Corporal (traditionally a solider is...

alinic

Burns night! for all my fellow scottish abers!

This is a tonic! i laughed out load for ages! so it helps the body and soul! Enjoy! TAE A FART Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie Jist as ye sit doon among yer kin...

johnlambert

what is the world coming to?

paedos freed into the community, journalists jailed for mobile pphone hacking? http://uk.news.yahoo.com/26012007/325/governme nt-embarrassed-paedophiles-freed.html...