An Englishman, a Italian and a Scotsman were in a boat together in Loch Ness. When I made a surpise visit ? The Frenchman jumped out the boat and I eat him, the same with the Italian. The Scotsman...
You know. . . Time has a way of moving quickly And catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that I was young, Just married and embarking on my new life with my mate. And yet...
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s18/casualty/news/a450450/casualty-confirms-michael-french-exit.html
O no - Saturday nights won't be the same without him :(...
Shortly to be introduced in April where spare bedrooms are heavily taxed. Many couples sleep in separate bedrooms but because they are married they are classed as sleeping together. Gay relationships...
She starts her e-mail, 'Dearest in the Lord...' If I get my hand on this I won't restrict my giving to people of faith. Any of the goodly unGodly who have fallen on hard times have only to ask. Is...
I am just wondering how other Abers juggle FuLL time work with grocery shopping, cooking meals, keeping the house tidy, dishes, gardening etc. I do most of my chores/shopping on a weekend, and I am so...
A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband: Lady: I lost my Husband Inspector: What is his height? Lady: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy? Lady: Not slim can...
The Alan Titchmarsh Show Calling all cat owners! Does your cat love to hunt wildlife? Are you getting fed up of finding their ‘gifts’ in your house? Then Alan is looking for you! Please contact...
Several days ago as a woman left a meeting at a hotel; she desperately gave herself a pat down. She was looking for her keys. They were not in her pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed...
i need to buy five books. In waterstones (a company that pays uk tax) they are about 23 pounds more than if i bought them on amazon (a company that avoids uk tax)
What to do??...
I'm so glad this day will soon be over. Brother-in-law died early this morning. This is the second brother-in-law to die in three weeks. Just had a phone call from my friend to say her mother-in-law...
If I had a name like this I would have to change it by deed poll:- 1. Miss Sexsmith.....2. Mr Bates.....3.Miss Scratchard.....4.Miss Nookey.....5.Mr Payne (Dentist). These are genuine names. Has...