Picked up this gorgeous woman at a bar in Thailand, well she was dressed like a woman, she spoke like a woman, she danced like a woman, and oh what a great kisser she was. She asked if I wanted to go...
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Beer doesn't make you fat it makes you lean, against bars, walls, other drinkers To some it's a six pack, to me it's a support group My dad used to collect beer...
I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday
she said something with diamonds, and something that goes from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds, so I bought her a pack of cards and a set of bathroom scales...
Answers give a film or song containing a colour or shades of.
1. (Song) B???????? H??? 9/4
2. (Film) T?? E??????? O? E???? R??? 3/8/2/5/4
Any help would be appreciated please...
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment, i am in apartment 301. There is a panel on the front...
He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, and backwards again, back and forth..... in and out.... back and forth.....in and out she could...
Just read this Italian proverb
After the game is over
the King and the Pawn finish up in the same box
I have my own thoughts on this but not to sure, anyone have any ideas please?...
A car mechanic was taking a cylinder head of a Honda when a well known cardiologist entered the garage, so the mechanic called him over and said ' so doc, look at this engine I open it's heart take...
.........was talking to one of his elves after a busy Christmas, he said "it is the same every year running about in this silly red suit, and at the end of it all finish up empty handed" the elve said...
By reading a article I found in a magazine I have found inner peace The article read. "The way to inner peace is to finish all the things you have started". So I looked around the house to see all the...
If your children/grandchildren are like mine they love a bit of magic, I have a couple of simple tricks to share if anyone interested. This is the memory test you tell your audience you have found a...
I have a book The first 100 years of HAMPDEN This was given to me from a friend who said I could give it to any Rangers fan, as I do not know any where I live I wondered if anyone on ab would like it?...
'Bless me father for i have sinned. 'I have been with a loose girl' The priest asks, 'is that you little Joey Pagano'? 'Yes father it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with'? 'I can't tell you...
