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Did You?

Did you hear about the bivalve they called in to interrogate for that big murder investigation? Apparently, he's clammed up....
17:09 Mon 07th Mar 201615 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:55 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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The Carpenter

The carpenter came round the other day. He made the best entrance I have ever seen....
20:37 Sun 06th Mar 201619 answers, last by marval 21:14 Sun 06th Mar 2016
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Just Read

I've just read a book about a bean growing up in Southern USA. It's called The Adventures of Tom Soya...
15:13 Sun 06th Mar 20167 answers, last by marval 18:51 Sun 06th Mar 2016
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Free?

A man walked into a chimney store and asked, "How much for this one?" The salesman replied 'It's on the house.'...
16:42 Sat 05th Mar 201623 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:39 Sat 05th Mar 2016
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Coffee

My partner is trying to lose weight but continues to frequent the coffee shops for rich beverages and delicacies. You could say he is making a moccary of his diet....
19:14 Fri 04th Mar 201618 answers, last by magicmick 22:44 Fri 04th Mar 2016
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Winner

The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair. He shouted, "Oh, my gourd."...
21:57 Thu 03rd Mar 201657 answers, last by elliemay1 11:27 Sat 05th Mar 2016
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My Dessert

My dessert threw itself off the edge of the dining table. Well, it was a lemming meringue pie....
17:32 Wed 02nd Mar 20164 answers, last by 1ozzy 03:56 Thu 03rd Mar 2016
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Karma

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu, you get what you deserve....
22:34 Sun 28th Feb 20161 answer, last by Chipchopper 17:45 Mon 29th Feb 2016
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Did You

Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Eriksson and Francisco Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan....
17:07 Sun 28th Feb 20164 answers, last by agchristie 17:16 Sun 28th Feb 2016
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Worst

I have just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous....
16:34 Sun 28th Feb 20165 answers, last by agchristie 16:57 Sun 28th Feb 2016
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Stone The Crows

I was sitting in the park today watching the birds. A crow landed, followed soon by another. They looked around as if hoping that other crows would join them, but none did, so they flew off again....
17:40 Sat 27th Feb 201612 answers, last by -SharonA- 19:45 Sun 28th Feb 2016
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My Doctor

My doctor took one look at my stomach and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed all the exercises I do every day. I jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make...
16:55 Fri 26th Feb 20162 answers, last by marval 17:02 Fri 26th Feb 2016
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I Was

I got chased into an alleyway by a bunch of yoghurts. I was Cornered....
17:18 Thu 25th Feb 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 22:28 Thu 25th Feb 2016
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How Many Poles?

A foreman sent out two groups of men to put up telephone poles along a new road and asked them to report at the end of the day. The crews were gone all day and returned just as the sun was setting....
16:05 Wed 24th Feb 20164 answers, last by marval 17:16 Thu 25th Feb 2016
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Obsession

My partner split up with me because he said I have an unhealthy obsession with my sense of direction. I tried to move forward with this, but I want him back, because since he left, things just don't...
19:35 Tue 23rd Feb 20165 answers, last by Shaglene 07:40 Wed 24th Feb 2016
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Don't Forget To Ask Your Wife Chaps

Just another crackpot idea from over the pond. http://news.sky.com/story/1642438/men-could-need-note-from-wife-to-get-viagra...
17:47 Mon 22nd Feb 20169 answers, last by Svejk 18:37 Mon 22nd Feb 2016
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I'll Blow

Paddy and Mick were both fanatics about deep sea fishing. Each would come back from fishing trips, and tell the other big lies about the number, and sizes of the fish they caught. So Mick comes back...
16:32 Wed 17th Feb 20161 answer, last by Shaglene 18:58 Wed 17th Feb 2016
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Apparently

Apparently most girls prefer ribbed condoms but that's just a rough estimation....
16:45 Tue 16th Feb 20161 answer, last by Arksided 16:49 Tue 16th Feb 2016
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Hello, After 72 Years

This a touching story about a couple reunited after 72 years. http://news.sky.com/story/1639415/wartime-sweethearts-reunite-after-72-years...
17:18 Thu 11th Feb 20166 answers, last by tamborine 12:45 Fri 12th Feb 2016
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Groan

Mrs. Smith needed to have her piano tuned so she asked a friend for a recommendation. She then made an appointment with the piano tuner, Mr. Oppernockity. He arrived 2 days later, tuned the piano...
16:54 Wed 10th Feb 20162 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:00 Wed 10th Feb 2016

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