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Just Wed

A man of Afro-Caribbean origin arrives at the pearly gates, to be greeted by God. Welcome, said God, what have you done to gain entrance to heaven. "Well" said the man " I married the most eligible...
12:25 Sun 18th Dec 20221 answer, last by Gramps82 15:40 Sun 18th Dec 2022
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Two Brothers

Two Irish brothers Mick and Paddy have made a promise to their uncle. Well they had an Uncle Seamus who was a seafaring gent all his liife and a while before he passed away, he made the boys promise...
12:47 Sat 17th Dec 2022
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Sex Life

"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'The man goes on top and the woman underneath." For three years my wife and I slept in bunk beds....
13:21 Fri 16th Dec 2022
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There's More

I got so drunk last night that I started a fight with a mop… To be fair, I wiped the floor with him! ________________ I phoned the NHS line today and said, "I'm having a real problem getting an...
10:59 Fri 16th Dec 20225 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:48 Fri 16th Dec 2022
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Black Eye

A man goes in the pub with a black eye and busted lip. His mates ask what happened and he replies "Had a row with the wife after I called her a cheap ***." "What happened next?" they ask. "She hit...
17:52 Thu 15th Dec 2022
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Boasting

Three young lads were taking and one said "I wish I had some bags of gold, its so valuable I could buy a Ferrari." The second said "No, you need platinum its worth more, you could buy a Maserati with...
15:10 Wed 14th Dec 2022
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A Few More

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made an appointment for me for next Tuesday. __________ Top Tip: To stop your car windscreen icing up rub a half potato over it the night before, the starch...
17:00 Tue 13th Dec 20222 answers, last by William51 18:46 Tue 13th Dec 2022
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The Pearly Gates

Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, you are allowed one wish for anyone you left behind, back on earth. St. Peter explained this to a woman who had just recently arrived, and asked what her one wish...
15:16 Tue 13th Dec 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 15:31 Tue 13th Dec 2022
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There's More

Phoned the Dentist for an emergency appointment. Receptionist said '2.30'. I said 'Yes, very much I'm in agony.' ___________ Apparently last night in bed I was rambling about having been born in...
12:15 Tue 13th Dec 20223 answers, last by Canary42 16:12 Tue 13th Dec 2022
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Constipated

A construction worker goes to a doctor and complains about constipation. The doctor examines him, takes a cricket bat and whacks him on the ***. The guy goes to the bathroom, washes himself and comes...
13:22 Mon 12th Dec 20227 answers, last by William51 18:23 Mon 12th Dec 2022
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Check Up

The middle aged man was visibly shaken when his doctor advised that he had only 6 month's to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up. The doctor...
10:26 Mon 12th Dec 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Quiz of the week is tonight at 7pm (British time) Only 20 easy questions and only takes about 20 minutes. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:54 Sun 11th Dec 2022
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Curious

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like...
13:56 Sun 11th Dec 2022
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Car Crash

My missus crashed her car into some guy last night. She told the police the guy had been on his mobile and drinking a beer from a can at the time. The police said he was entitled to do what he wanted...
12:11 Sat 10th Dec 2022
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Emergency

A German and an Englishman are having a conversation in the park when suddenly a young girl falls into the lake. They both rush in to save her, but when they emerge she’s unconscious. The Englishman...
19:43 Fri 09th Dec 20223 answers, last by Canary42 22:08 Fri 09th Dec 2022
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Ventriloquist

There was a ventriloquist who had no work for six months. He went to his agent and told him he needed work badly. The agent said, "There's no call for ventriloquists, but if you were a psychic I could...
16:03 Fri 09th Dec 20221 answer, last by William51 20:47 Tue 13th Dec 2022
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Golf

A woman was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. She was unhappy with the women's type that she had been using. After browsing for several minutes, she was approached by one of...
13:26 Fri 09th Dec 2022
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Tesco

Tesco's have introduced the sound of clucking hens near the egg section. Asda have introduced the sound of cows near the milk section. We buy our toilet paper from the corner shop from now on....
16:40 Thu 08th Dec 2022
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And More

It is so cold in our house we have decided to get the turkey out of the freezer to make sure it is defrosted by Christmas. ________ Don’t you just hate it when someone answers their own questions? I...
14:36 Thu 08th Dec 2022
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Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, 'What do they do here?' He told, 'First they put you in an electric...
15:42 Wed 07th Dec 20223 answers, last by mohammedahtheer 05:34 Thu 19th Jan 2023

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