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Beer

A guy goes to the doctors and says he has a sexual problem in that his penis is too small. "What beer do you drink?" asks the doctor, "Budweiser." the guy answers "There's your problem says the doctor...
12:26 Sat 26th Nov 2022
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A Hard Decision To Make

Not looking for sympathy. Most of you won’t know this but myself and my wife, over the last month, have had the hardest month we've ever had. It's been one of the most difficult times of our...
17:54 Fri 25th Nov 20223 answers, last by Canary42 00:12 Sat 26th Nov 2022
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And, There's More

I said to my doctor "I keep thinking i am a bell he said take these tablets and if they don't work give me a ring." I gave my bald friend a comb he said i will never part with it. If money doesn't...
13:32 Fri 25th Nov 20222 answers, last by Canary42 00:10 Sat 26th Nov 2022
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It's The Way I Tell Em

I was in an Indian restaurant last night and I tried curried pelican for the first time. It was very nice but the bill was enormous. ________ I'm writing a new musical about a builder who rips...
13:10 Fri 25th Nov 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 13:18 Fri 25th Nov 2022
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Doctor

Doctors can be frustrating. you wait a onth and half for an appointent and he says" I wis you'dcome to see me sooner" How do you top a cold going to your chest? tie a knot in your neck "Doctor Doctor...
14:17 Thu 24th Nov 20221 answer, last by Bazile 14:35 Thu 24th Nov 2022
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In A Bar

A chap walks into a bar and says to the barman "I would like something tall ,Icy cold and full of gin. The barman shouts into the kitchen "Oy Doris there's someone here to see you"...
17:58 Wed 23rd Nov 2022
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Broken Leg

Grandma broke her leg it was put in plaster and the doctor told her not to go up the stairs until it was removed . Three months later as the doctor was removing it she asked him excitedly "Can i go up...
07:41 Wed 23rd Nov 2022
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Dining Out

Me: I'd like a very light lunch, what would you suggest? Waiter: The Chicken strips for £7 Me: Well good for her, but what would you suggest I have for lunch?...
07:19 Wed 23rd Nov 20221 answer, last by davebro 07:21 Wed 23rd Nov 2022
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Rabbit

A little girl went into a pet shop and asked "Excuthe me, do you haf any widdle wabbits?". The shop keeper's heart melted. He got down on his knees so that he was on her level and said "Do you want a...
15:06 Tue 22nd Nov 2022
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A Scots First Kilt

A young man, from Scotland, went to order his first kilt. After being measured, he asked for a pair of underpants, in the same tartan (Broon). The kilt arrived, and he tried it on, in gay abandon. The...
14:18 Tue 22nd Nov 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 7pm (British time) 20 easy questions that only takes about 20 minutes. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
18:03 Sun 20th Nov 2022
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Selling The Dog

A chap is walking his dog past the vicarage he looks in the window and sees the vicar masturbating , He whips out his cameraphone and takes a picture He later shows the picture to the vicar who is...
09:09 Sun 20th Nov 20223 answers, last by Ken4155 17:46 Sun 20th Nov 2022
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Bed Time

“I was in bed with my wife last night, and she said I‘d got the biggest willy she’d ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re pulling my leg”...
17:55 Sat 19th Nov 2022
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Harley Davidson

Harley Davidson died and went to heaven where he was boasting to god how he'd created the best motorbike in the world! God disagreed, saying BMW's were a better designed bike! Harley said "What in the...
13:14 Fri 18th Nov 20223 answers, last by fripfrip 22:12 Fri 18th Nov 2022
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In The Lift

I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son." "Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad." He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up,...
15:14 Thu 17th Nov 2022
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An Old Actor

An actor had been out of work for years because he always forgot his lines. One day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for an important part in a play. All the actor had to say was,...
17:55 Wed 16th Nov 20223 answers, last by rccatnap 13:33 Thu 17th Nov 2022
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The Jockey

A jockey is riding the favourite at a Boxing day meeting he rounds the last bend in the lead when he is struck on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages He composes himself and regains the lead...
17:49 Tue 15th Nov 20226 answers, last by Patsy33 12:30 Wed 16th Nov 2022
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Fruit

A man walks into a fruit and veg shop, in Dublin and asks "How much is that orange?" "£1" replies the fruitier. "At Pauls fruit and veg, near the abattoir, they only charge 50 pence" " Well go and buy...
12:37 Tue 15th Nov 2022
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The Twins

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these...
18:59 Mon 14th Nov 2022
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Petrol

I've noticed that to compensate for the high levels of fuel duty, filling stations are to start showing porn films on the fuel pump screens. It's so you can see someone else being screwed as well as...
10:59 Mon 14th Nov 2022

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