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Plane Crash

Three men survived a plane crash over the Sahara Desert: a blind man, a deaf man and a man in a wheel chair. After staggering through the desert for a couple of miles they came upon a river. The river...
13:16 Wed 28th Dec 20222 answers, last by Gramps82 14:49 Wed 28th Dec 2022
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The King

King Charles visited a mental hospital. He talks to a man tending the flower beds He asks him why he was there and for how long The man tells him his life story, in a calm and informed manner The King...
16:10 Tue 27th Dec 2022
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Stuck Up

A rather stuck up sorts of a women, all fur coat and no knickers, goes to the Doctor to be examined. He says " I have some bad news for you.........you've contracted a STD" She replies pompously "...
13:18 Tue 27th Dec 2022
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Xmas Presents

Just a note to all the friends and family that I gave books to for Christmas. I don't want a fine so please return them to the Library by next Friday....
15:14 Sun 25th Dec 2022
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Mime

A close friend of Mime artiste Marcel Marceaux said in an interview recently that she did not know he was ill at all... if only he said something she said,...
07:43 Sun 25th Dec 2022
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Zoo

A zoo-keeper at Chester zoo was wandering around the zoo when he heard this almighty, ear-splitting scream. He rushed over to the small animals section and he saw this bloke with a deathly white face,...
17:58 Sat 24th Dec 2022
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There's More

My kids said they want a cat for Christmas. I said OK… Normally I do a turkey but hey, if it makes them happy! _____________ I always get aroused by women in boots. I now have to go to superdrug to...
13:25 Sat 24th Dec 2022
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Father Christmas

Father Christmas is on trial You are accused, Mr. Santa Claus, alias Saint Nick, alias Kris Kringle, age unknown, of no fixed abode, with the following charges: Failing to apply for immigrant status...
18:03 Fri 23rd Dec 20221 answer, last by Canary42 00:41 Sat 24th Dec 2022
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Three Kinds

There are three kinds of men in this world... Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what the hell happened???...
16:53 Fri 23rd Dec 2022
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And Some More

Little known fact there is a patron saint of checking bread rolls before removing them from the oven. Saint John the bap test......... ___________ Tonight is the Constipation Clubs Christmas dinner....
14:09 Fri 23rd Dec 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 17:45 Mon 09th Jan 2023
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There's More

I was chopping up carrots with the grim reaper yesterday, yes you could say I was dicing with death. _______________ Bozo the clown has passed his act onto his eldest son. They are big shoes to fill....
19:01 Thu 22nd Dec 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 13:23 Fri 23rd Dec 2022
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Turkey

Got my turkey, plucked it stuffed it. Now, when do I kill it?...
18:55 Thu 22nd Dec 20223 answers, last by Canary42 19:17 Thu 22nd Dec 2022
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Pedro And Rosita

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." Oh no, not now,...
16:41 Thu 22nd Dec 20224 answers, last by david small 18:12 Mon 09th Jan 2023
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There's More

Wife...I'm desperately looking for a rental property for us. Estate agent.. I've got just one left, two bedrooms with a bathroom 5 miles from the city centre.. Wife... I'll leave that, we're looking...
12:25 Wed 21st Dec 2022
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Work Dress

I was called into my manager’s office today because of my dress code. He said, “You can’t wear pyjamas for work.” I said, “Everyone else does.” He said, “That’s because they’re patients.”...
17:51 Tue 20th Dec 2022
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Rhyl Beach

My mate Clive went for a late night walk on Rhyl beach. It was very late, and dark. He stood on something soft and squidgy. It was a mans bare bum. A woman's voice said " Thank you "...
15:01 Tue 20th Dec 2022
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Late

Teacher: "Why are you late this morning?" Student: "Its my alarm clock. Everyone got up except me!" Teacher: How did the alarm clock make you the only one not to get up?" Student: "There are eight of...
11:53 Tue 20th Dec 2022
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Persil Non Bio

A Letter to Persil: I am writing to say what an excellent product I have found Persil Non Bio to be! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mum always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my...
12:51 Mon 19th Dec 20221 answer, last by ZebuSanctuary 17:25 Mon 19th Dec 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Special XMAS quiz tonight at 7pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:44 Sun 18th Dec 20221 answer, last by JimF 16:45 Sun 18th Dec 2022
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Rabbit

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the...
16:19 Sun 18th Dec 20222 answers, last by Shaglene 12:24 Mon 19th Dec 2022

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