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Would You Believe It

Would you believe it: Life is sexually transmitted. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,...
19:00 Mon 23rd Jan 20232 answers, last by zebo 20:44 Tue 24th Jan 2023
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On A Flight

Two solicitors boarded a flight out of Manchester. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take off, a Lawyer got on and took the aisle seat next to the two...
12:26 Mon 23rd Jan 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 7pm. (British time) Just follow this link to join in the fun. It only takes about 25 minutes. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:59 Sun 22nd Jan 2023
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The Organ Grinder

An organ grinder was playing music in the street with a monkey dancing on top. A man who was well known for hating Italians was passing, he took a £20 note from his pocket and dropped it into the...
14:00 Sun 22nd Jan 2023
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Wishing Well

Policeman: "I am sorry to have to tell you this Mr Brown, but you wife has just fallen into the wishing well and drowned." Mr Brown: "My God, you say It real works?"...
13:26 Sun 22nd Jan 2023
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At The French Border

A German guy is at the French border. A French customs officer asks him some questions. "Name?" "Hans Gruber." "Place of Residence?" "Berlin." "Occupation?" "No, I'm just visiting."...
12:59 Sat 21st Jan 20232 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:43 Sat 21st Jan 2023
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Pound Shop

I went into a bakers yesterday. "How much for a big doughnut?" I asked.. "A paand" says yer man. "OK so. How much for this cream cake" I asked. "A paand" says he. And so on, and so forth. "OK", says I...
10:50 Sat 21st Jan 20231 answer, last by bobbinwales 22:41 Sat 21st Jan 2023
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There's More

Cucumbers are great for your memory. Someone stuck one up my mates bottom 30 years ago and he still remembers! _________ I went into a shoe shop today and asked to see a pair of loafers. The...
16:41 Fri 20th Jan 2023
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A Blonde's Recipe

A blonde's recipe: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tom wanted fruit salad...
14:05 Thu 19th Jan 20231 answer, last by Canary42 20:00 Thu 19th Jan 2023
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Oops!!

Fred Goes Out Drinking Every Night... Every night after dinner, Fred took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, quite inebriated, around...
12:11 Wed 18th Jan 20231 answer, last by Old_Geezer 12:13 Wed 18th Jan 2023
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An Upset Day?

When someone upsets your day: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day.......... and may their arms be too short to scratch!!!!!...
11:59 Wed 18th Jan 2023
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New On The Job

David had recently been ordained as a fully fledged vicar and was posted as a curate to a city church. He spent his first few weeks learning about the workings of of the Parish under the watchful eye...
07:25 Wed 18th Jan 2023
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£20 For Meat?

One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for twenty pounds to buy meat. "Are you crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over to a mirror. "Let me show you something? This twenty-pound note is...
15:37 Tue 17th Jan 2023
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Examination

A few days before his rectal examination, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he was in the...
10:45 Tue 17th Jan 2023
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Drunk

Last night I went to the pub and met up with a few old mates. We had a lot of catching up to do. and one drink led to another! Being well under the influence, I decided to leave the car and take a bus...
18:15 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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Harry's Book

Asked the cashier in Waterstones if the Prince Harry Book can be downloaded She said 'Do you mean a PDF file' I went 'Nah, that's his Uncle'...
12:36 Mon 16th Jan 20231 answer, last by 1ozzy 05:33 Tue 17th Jan 2023
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz of the week starts at 7pm. (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:44 Sun 15th Jan 2023
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Mr & Mrs Dunn

Mr and Mrs Dunn lived in a small rural village in Ireland. One day Father Murphy called at the house. "Good morning Mrs Dunn. I just called to see how you're getting on. How is your son, erm, Neal...
13:17 Sun 15th Jan 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:20 Sun 15th Jan 2023
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A Bet

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress The Thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun...
10:30 Sun 15th Jan 20231 answer, last by Bazile 10:47 Sun 15th Jan 2023
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Bad News

John was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily. "What's up John " asked the landlord, "It's not like you to be so down in the mouth" "It's my four year old son" the man replied. "Don't tell...
08:19 Sun 15th Jan 2023

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