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Remembering Shane Warne

Funny story about the late Shane Warne. Warnes team mates were perplexed to see Shane with women's panties on his arm. Shane bowled a few overs but no one dare ask him about the panties. Finally Ricky...
16:22 Tue 12th Apr 20228 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:39 Tue 12th Apr 2022
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Priest And A Nun

Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the Third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their...
16:10 Tue 12th Apr 20221 answer, last by Canary42 16:14 Tue 12th Apr 2022
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Proposal

Jeff had gone to propose to his girlfriend and returned home crying bitterly. "What happened, son?" his father asked, eagerly awaiting her response. "Did she accept?" "No, she sure didn't," sobbed...
14:16 Tue 12th Apr 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 14:34 Tue 12th Apr 2022
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Buying A Horse

A guy owns a horse stud farm. One day a friend phones him up , "I've sent a dwarf with a speech impediment to see you. He wants to buy a horse". Sure enough the dwarf turns up. Dwarf says "I want to...
11:08 Tue 12th Apr 2022
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That's Life

Waiter: "How do you like your steak, sir?" Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife." Waiter: "Rare it is." __________ I'm really surprised that women's football has taken off so well. Didn't think...
11:03 Tue 12th Apr 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 11:05 Tue 12th Apr 2022
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Casino

A beautiful blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude"....
17:48 Mon 11th Apr 20228 answers, last by PeytonChet 20:19 Thu 09th Mar 2023
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Essex Girl

A typical Essex girl: An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site. Medic: 'It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some...
17:20 Mon 11th Apr 20221 answer, last by Barsel 17:27 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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Venus And Mars

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and...
15:57 Mon 11th Apr 20221 answer, last by Shaglene 19:04 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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Hanging Baskets

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her...
14:21 Mon 11th Apr 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 14:22 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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The Three Bears

Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits...
11:32 Mon 11th Apr 20221 answer, last by aelmpvw 11:36 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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Mick Hucknell

Mick Hucknell has been arrested for attempting to have sex with a rabbit Apparently he was "Holding back the ears" but the "bunny was too tight to mention"...
11:29 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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Speeding

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with...
17:44 Sun 10th Apr 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week tonight at 7pm. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow the link below to join in the fun. It only takes about 30 minutes too. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:37 Sun 10th Apr 2022
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New Policeman

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to...
14:18 Sun 10th Apr 20221 answer, last by davebro 14:20 Sun 10th Apr 2022
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Dog Walking

A blind man was getting on an aeroplane with his guide dog and was given wonderful treatment first class. When the plane landed for fuel the pilot said to the man “Shall I take your dog for a little...
11:36 Sun 10th Apr 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 11:40 Sun 10th Apr 2022
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Council Complaints

Complaints to the borough council: My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. And he's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't...
11:33 Sun 10th Apr 20224 answers, last by emmie 05:42 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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Just A Thought

Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once....
11:49 Sat 09th Apr 2022
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Spring Is Here

Now that we have had the first harbinger of spring, the following have been seen recently on T Shirts: 'I'm not a gyneacologist, but I'll take a look....' 'I hate peolple who take...
11:28 Sat 09th Apr 2022
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Man Utd

One evening Alex Fergusons phone rings. It's the fire brigade telling him Old trafford is on fire."The Cups" shouts Ferguson. "Save the cups" "Don't worry sir" says the fireman " The flames haven't...
11:27 Sat 09th Apr 20221 answer, last by zebo 14:12 Sat 09th Apr 2022

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