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Blind Date

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked. "I had to...
11:03 Mon 04th Apr 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz of the week starts at 7pm. Nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:50 Sun 03rd Apr 2022
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Flight Boarding Gates

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience,...
14:36 Sun 03rd Apr 2022
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The Frog

Each time the man visits this bar he has a little white box with him. The lady bartender is finally overcome with interest, and ask: "What's in the box?" To which he replies "The most amazing frog...
13:03 Sun 03rd Apr 2022
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New Born

A baby is just born. It has all of its parts and looks quite normal. The only problem is, the baby is laughing. Not just laughing, but laughing hysterically. The doctors and nurses examine the little...
08:11 Sun 03rd Apr 20221 answer, last by zebo 09:54 Sun 03rd Apr 2022
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I Presume

A school teacher asked her class to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”. One little girl held up her hand and said: “Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes so I presume...
17:46 Sat 02nd Apr 20221 answer, last by brian j john 18:02 Sat 02nd Apr 2022
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Three Kings

In times long past, The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis. The king of Spain takes his...
15:55 Sat 02nd Apr 20221 answer, last by Shaglene 11:20 Mon 04th Apr 2022
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Examination

After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: 'You appear to be in good health.. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man....
11:46 Sat 02nd Apr 20221 answer, last by zebo 12:42 Sat 02nd Apr 2022
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Landlady

Niece: "Uncle, your landlady told me that you weren't fit to live with pigs!" Uncle: "What did you say?" Niece: "Oh, I stuck up for you -- I said you were!"...
17:12 Fri 01st Apr 2022
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Nobel Prize

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing...
12:09 Fri 01st Apr 20224 answers, last by Gramps82 13:22 Fri 01st Apr 2022
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Chinese Laundry

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"...
15:14 Thu 31st Mar 20223 answers, last by Canary42 16:24 Thu 31st Mar 2022
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Divorce Case

It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Testifying before her own Lawyer, she projected an image of sweet innocence, told a tale of wifely...
12:38 Thu 31st Mar 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 12:39 Thu 31st Mar 2022
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Johnny At It Again

A women is getting lunch ready when the phone rings. "This is the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He's been caught telling unbelievable lies." "I'll say he has," the woman replies, "I...
16:51 Wed 30th Mar 20223 answers, last by jno 17:33 Wed 30th Mar 2022
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Laying A Carpet

A guy, Aaron was laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette. Aaron looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing. He did, however,...
15:48 Wed 30th Mar 2022
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Asda Shopping

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Asda. The husband picks up a case of Fosters and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only £10 for...
12:32 Wed 30th Mar 20221 answer, last by hellywelly4 12:33 Wed 30th Mar 2022
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Paris Holiday

During his holiday to Paris, my mate was mugged. The cop asked if he could describe his attacker, and my pal said "Yes. He was small, about 4 foot tall. He's a hunchbacked albino, with one eye...
19:55 Tue 29th Mar 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 20:13 Tue 29th Mar 2022
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Petrol Station Fire

A lady was filling her tank at a petrol station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit...
15:59 Tue 29th Mar 2022
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New Airline Pilot

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the night time. Instead of making any official requests to the tower he...
14:16 Tue 29th Mar 2022
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Topical Puns

I hate it when the clocks go forward an hour. It means for a week afterwards I get my usual wake-up erection when I'm on the bus to work! __________ I asked the man who drives the local Mr Whippy van...
19:22 Mon 28th Mar 20222 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:37 Mon 28th Mar 2022
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Honesty

After two years of marriage, Tom was still questioning his wife about her lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," Tom asked for the thousandth time, "how many men have you been with?" "Baby, " she protested,...
18:17 Mon 28th Mar 20221 answer, last by Bazile 18:36 Mon 28th Mar 2022

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