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The Sausage

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to...
11:20 Sat 09th Apr 20221 answer, last by piggynose 11:26 Sat 09th Apr 2022
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Scots Wedding

Two Scots, Archie and Jock are discussing Jocks wedding. "Ach it's all going well, I've got everything organised, I've even bought a kilt to be married in." Archie says, "That's braw, what's the...
16:56 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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The Burglar

A thief broke into my house last night. He was searching for money, so I got out of bed and searched with him.
16:53 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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Motorway Driving

This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a Woman in a brand new BMW doing 75Mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner ! I looked away for a...
16:51 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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Scotch

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch please." The bartender hands him the drink and says, "That'll be five pounds," to which the guy replies,...
15:11 Fri 08th Apr 20222 answers, last by Bazile 15:52 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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Eskimo

A young Eskimo boy comes in from school. "Mum, what's for dinner tonight ?" "Vera Lynn", said his mother. "Ohhh, no - not whale meat again !!"...
12:21 Fri 08th Apr 20223 answers, last by Ken4155 12:53 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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Gone Skiing

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm...
12:10 Fri 08th Apr 20222 answers, last by Shaglene 18:55 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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The Old Cowboy

An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He...
12:03 Fri 08th Apr 20221 answer, last by aelmpvw 12:05 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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Running A Farm.

A man owned a small farm in Shropshire . The Fair Work Office claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and...
18:09 Thu 07th Apr 2022
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Yorkshire Fun

A traveller stops in a Yorkshire pub and notices that all the beams have car keys dangling from them. When asked, the landlord says, "Ah, That's for Seth - he's ah local genius - if tha' sticks car...
15:21 Thu 07th Apr 2022
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Armless

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and do a lot of things that took two arms. One day he had had it. He decided to...
14:50 Thu 07th Apr 2022
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Train Tickets

Three Canadians and three Americans were travelling to a hockey game. The three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Canadians buy only a single ticket. How are the three people going to...
14:45 Thu 07th Apr 20221 answer, last by fourteen85 08:11 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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The New Alphabet

New Alphabet : A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now The Alphabet:...
14:41 Thu 07th Apr 2022
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The Royal Navy

The Royal Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of £1,000 for every inch measured in a...
14:33 Thu 07th Apr 2022
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Assault Charge

A woman walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?" "Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault". "Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked. "In the park...
18:05 Wed 06th Apr 20222 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:05 Wed 06th Apr 2022
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Done Everything

An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the...
14:41 Wed 06th Apr 20221 answer, last by DTCwordfan 14:45 Wed 06th Apr 2022
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Taxes

A woman walks into her accountant's office, telling him she needs to file her taxes for the financial year. "Fine," the accountant says to his client, "but before we begin, I'll need to ask a few...
11:47 Wed 06th Apr 2022
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Late For Work

"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door. "It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down High street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying...
15:26 Tue 05th Apr 2022
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New Daddy

My son crawled for the first time while I was away on business. I also missed his first steps. I was now afraid I would miss his first words. Each day, I called home and asked if he had spoken yet....
14:56 Tue 05th Apr 2022
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Shaun And Paddy

Shaun and Paddy are having a lunchtime session in the pub. "Any money on you?" Paddy asks. "No pal, I'm skint." replied Shaun. "I know." says Paddy. Mt house is just around the corner, lets nip and...
14:56 Mon 04th Apr 2022

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