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Signs

SIGNS: On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) __________ Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR...
15:56 Fri 22nd Apr 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:15 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
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Bar Bully

There's this little guy sat at a bar, when suddenly a thug smacks him and says "that's KUNGFU from Japan". Sometime later the thug again smacks the little guy saying "that's KARATE from Korea". Well...
13:43 Fri 22nd Apr 20222 answers, last by maggiebee 14:11 Fri 22nd Apr 2022
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Dog For Sale?

A chap is walking his dog past the vicarage he looks in the window and sees the vicar masturbating , He whips out his camera phone and takes a picture He later shows the picture to the "I have been...
12:17 Fri 22nd Apr 20221 answer, last by Sqad 12:19 Fri 22nd Apr 2022
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Harley Davidson

Harley Davidson died and went to heaven where he was boasting to god how he'd created the best motorbike in the world! God disagreed, saying: "BMW's were a better designed bike!" Harley said "What in...
11:27 Fri 22nd Apr 20221 answer, last by goodgoalie 11:35 Fri 22nd Apr 2022
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Sex Shop

A little old lady shuffles into a sex shop, she very slowly and shakily makes her way over to the counter. The guy serving is sure that she's made a mistake and come into the wrong shop, however, once...
13:13 Thu 21st Apr 2022
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Boxing Day Race

A jockey is riding the favourite at a Boxing day meeting he rounds the last bend in the lead when he is struck on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages He composes himself and regains the lead...
12:55 Thu 21st Apr 2022
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Fruit And Veg

A man walks into a fruit and veg shop, in Chester and asks "How much is that orange?" "£1" replies the fruitier "At Jones's fruit and veg, near the abattoir, they only charge 50 pence" " Well go and...
19:08 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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The Photographer

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these...
16:55 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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Fuel

To compensate for the high levels of fuel duty. Filling stations are to start showing porn films on the fuel pump screens so you can see someone else being screwed as well as yourself....
14:40 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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Real Ale

For anyone who has ever had a bad pint. Two blokes decided to open a real ale brewery. After several months of careful work, they produced a product with a golden straw-like colour and a good strong...
12:23 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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The Piano Player

A sign in the window of a bar advertised for a Piano Player and one day a scroungy looking old guy entered the bar asking about the job. The bartender was put off by the man's looks, but pointed him...
19:17 Tue 19th Apr 20222 answers, last by Sqad 11:57 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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Wife's Birthday

I bought the wife a new bag and belt for her birthday The hoover works great now....
19:11 Tue 19th Apr 20225 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:37 Tue 19th Apr 2022
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Brilliant Footballer

A British soldier, on tour abroad, saw a young lad kicking a shell case around. Impressed with his skills, the young soldier brought him a football, and watched him , as he improved his skills, until...
15:09 Tue 19th Apr 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 18:02 Tue 19th Apr 2022
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The Deer Hunter

Two deer hunters hired a pilot to take them way back into the forest. After the hunt, the pilot returned and saw that they shot six deer. "The plane won't carry six deer, you'll have to leave two of...
14:24 Tue 19th Apr 2022
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Confession

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got...
12:16 Tue 19th Apr 2022
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Safari

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long,...
16:55 Mon 18th Apr 2022
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Phone Call

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....
15:42 Mon 18th Apr 2022
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Anyone For Golf?

Anyone for golf? Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” ______________ Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this...
13:10 Mon 18th Apr 2022
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New Car

A chap buys a new Mercedes he turns on the radio and nothing happens so he goes back to the showroom and shouts "When i pay £50.000 for a car i expect the radio to work" The salesman explains that the...
12:30 Mon 18th Apr 20222 answers, last by dannyk13 12:35 Mon 18th Apr 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Quiz of the week is tonight at 7pm. Follow this link to join in the fun, only takes about 30 minutes. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:58 Sun 17th Apr 2022

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